A 95 year old man was arrested for picking up a prostitute.

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"He picked up a girl, took her somewhere nearby and officers intervened as they were getting down to sexual activity."

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Now I don't know about you, but I am thinking that a man of ninety-five ought not be driving!

Perhaps we ought to put him in touch with Ren's 75 year old Chinese lady.

BBC News

That Viagra has a lot to answer for!

awww, they intervened? Poor old guy - couldn't they have let him have his jollies and then arrested him?

Kerb crawling at 95...

No surprise there...

Would hardly be running, would he ?

95 and on the prowl? I just hope I live to 95!

The rehabilitation course that 35 others have to attend has got me curious. What sort of rehabilitation could change the habits of those particular men? Perhaps something along these lines........Look mate you are going to have to face facts and realise that you are unattractive o.k? Find yourself a suitably unattractive woman that would be willing to spend evenings with you. Buy her some flowers,wine,dine and romance her, then give her a peck on the cheek and wish her a goodnight and do that for a few weeks till she succumbs to your more carnal desires. You have to spend 500 or so pounds extra for the same results but I`m sure that you`ll agree that it`s a much nicer way of doing things. Now don`t be naughty again!

I have a friend who is in his late eighties who has three girlfriends at all times...each has her role. One he dances with (late sixties), one he takes to dinner (late fifties), and one he gets busy with (late thirties). When asked what he does to be so successful in finding women to meet his needs at his age, he says he asks, "Would you like for me to make your car payment this month? Electric bill?" etc...
As he likes to explain, "we all pay for it anyway, so why not be upfront and make things easier?" Makes sense in a jaded sort of way and...he has still never been arrested as he is certainly within the law.

I guess there is the expression "You cannot take it with you" which applies to money, so if he is getting enjoyment from spending his money this way it is fine - the women are still probably prostituting themselves, at least the one in her 30s is. He might be charming company in which case the other two might genuinely enjoy his company, his generosity a bonus.

My ex-husband's wife is like these women, she has an older man who spends money on her and she flirts with him in exchange, and possibly more.