Tonight I have a 'massive' pork joint roasting in the oven

. Soon, appx 1 hour, it'll be done

. I shall then have to engage in fisticuffs with my better half over the crackling. There are roast potato's, veggies, stuffing, gravy and all that, not to mention the tender meat; I shall offer her all this, but I know that as I slice off the crispy, succulent and sizzling crackling that she will attack in a feeding frenzy.
I may be away for quite some little time

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