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#327926 - Mon Dec 18 2006 01:45 PM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Nasty? No no, surely not. It's all in fun . I do hope that I haven't offended anyone . Even........even....the...the Vegemite eaters.
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#327927 - Tue Dec 19 2006 05:10 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Did not offend me trojan, its all a lot of fun. Who would have thought that when this thread began we would have more than 300 posts. Can we make it 600?
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#327928 - Tue Dec 19 2006 05:36 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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It is impossible to offend a Vegemite eater! Why do you think they call us 'Happy Little Vegemites'?
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#327929 - Tue Dec 19 2006 05:41 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Will take more than that to offend me too

Next time my son is doing a vegemite smile (similar to a milk tash) I'll have to take a photo and show a real live happy little vegemite.

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#327930 - Tue Dec 19 2006 05:58 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Vegemiters, true blue, dyed in-the-wool, regular munchers are never offended . . . as both Oz and Copago have noted, we're happy little vegemites . . . . . . as bright as bright can be . . .

(I look forward to the pic of the Vegemite Smile)
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#327931 - Tue Dec 19 2006 06:02 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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.. We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea!

What a lovely photo that will be!

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#327932 - Tue Dec 19 2006 06:28 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Thank you all. I was a tad worried there for a moment.
I am happy that you are all 'happy little Vegemites' even tho'
You're horribly wrong!
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#327933 - Tue Dec 19 2006 04:07 PM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Nup Troj', over twenty million of us CAN'T be wrong, that's just not democratic, now is it?

We're happy little Vegemites as bright as bright can be, we all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea . . .
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#327934 - Tue Dec 19 2006 06:03 PM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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#327935 - Wed Dec 20 2006 11:29 PM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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I finally discovered what they do with the 'Sump Oil' erm Marmite we don't and won't eat Down Under, they use it on our old Steam Trains! They paint it on the roofs of the carriages to help protect them from the weather! I watched an old ABC program with footage from way back to the early 80s of Steam Trains in Australia, and there they were, painting 'Sump Oil' on the carriages! So IT is useful . . . well, sorta . . .

"We're happy little Vegemites . . ."
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#327936 - Thu Dec 21 2006 04:13 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Marmite or Vegemite?

Users may choose many (112 total votes)

I love Marmite - 56 50%
I love Vegemite - 34 30%
Tastes like Sump oil / Axle grease - 3 3%
I HATE Marmite / Vegemite - 6 05%
Never heard of either until I came here - 7 06%
I would like to try them - 6 05%

Are the little Vegemites still happy?
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#327937 - Thu Dec 21 2006 04:15 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Yep! Happy we aren't cheating ...

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#327938 - Thu Dec 21 2006 04:36 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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OOOh Copago how could you! Sue would NEVER cheat!
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#327939 - Thu Dec 21 2006 06:41 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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All's fair in love and war.
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#327940 - Thu Dec 21 2006 07:55 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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In the light of the victory which is now a foregone conclusion I shall lean back in my colonial style whicker chair and languidly light a cigarette, sip my g&t and practice my most annoying smirk. I decided to pratice it three times.
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#327941 - Thu Dec 21 2006 04:47 PM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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The only foregone conclusion in this thread is that bribery and corruption will always work among those whose fortitude has not been strengthened by the most delicious, undoubtedly most scrumptious, more than a mere 'sandwich spread', world famous 'delight' that is known as Vegemite . . . We're happy little Vegemites as bright as bright can be, we ALL enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea .. .. ..
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#327942 - Fri Dec 22 2006 09:39 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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]We're happy little Vegemites as bright as bright can be, we ALL enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea .. .. ..




Oh dear, Engadine, this explains so much: breakfast, lunch and tea?
It's brainwashing, you see. None of you can now see the truth. It is too late! You poor poor little Vegemites. Condemned to digest for all eternity the horror that is (cue music please)
VEGEMITE
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#327943 - Fri Dec 22 2006 07:15 PM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Population of Australia (home of Vegemite) is about 20,000,000.

Population of everywhere else (home of non-Vegemite) is about 6,500,000,000.

Ratio of non-Aussies to Vegemite lovers is 325:1. Little wonder that the figures are going against us!
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#327944 - Sat Dec 23 2006 01:04 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Excuse me, I think it is more like 60 million in the UK, the rest of the world haven't heard of Marmite.
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#327945 - Sat Dec 23 2006 01:09 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Still ... I should let someone else do the calculations because I'm only going to embarrass myself ... shouldn't the marmite vote be three times bigger? Huh? Huh??

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#327946 - Sat Dec 23 2006 01:12 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Still three to one against us- adjusted figures would be-

I love Marmite - 56 30%
I love Vegemite - 34 * 3= 102 70%.

Any other whining, or do you concede this time?
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#327947 - Sat Dec 23 2006 01:12 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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I don't think they sell Marmite in YOUR local supermarket, they sell Vegemite in mine! We can take the competition. In truth, I think it is for those hunky lifeguards we get from Australia, they smear it on their bodies to simulate suntan.
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#327948 - Sat Dec 23 2006 01:15 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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I don't think they sell Marmite in YOUR local supermarket...




They do, but the same bottle has been on the shelf for seven years now...
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#327949 - Sat Dec 23 2006 01:16 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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In truth, I think it is for those hunky lifeguards we get from Australia, they smear it on their bodies to simulate suntan




Nah, it's a simulated pheremone. Drives the girlies wild ...

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#327950 - Sat Dec 23 2006 06:16 AM Re: Americans Ban Vegemite
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Quote:

Quote:

In truth, I think it is for those hunky lifeguards we get from Australia, they smear it on their bodies to simulate suntan




Nah, it's a simulated pheremone. Drives the girlies wild ...




It certainly does. The girls here on the SE coast thought it was effluent and poured detergent over it all. Terribly sorry, but it was, after all, such an easy mistake to make.
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