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#329118 - Mon Oct 30 2006 04:34 AM Birthday Calculator
Gatsby722 Offline
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Registered: Fri May 18 2001
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I thought this thing was interesting and fun: Birthday Calculator.

1,554,960,523 seconds old? Whew, that's a truckload. Thank goodness we don't measure birthdays that way ~ candle manufacturers would hardly be able to keep up with the demand! Oh, and speaking of candles...according to my birthdate "You can boil 5.71 US ounces of water with that many candles" [then there's some little dude clapping about it?] Hmmm...

Lots of interesting information about the date of your birth, though, to read through. And you even get to see what the moon looked like then [although, certainly, these are not scientifically exact matters ...].
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#329119 - Mon Oct 30 2006 04:54 AM Re: Birthday Calculator
nic1990 Offline
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Registered: Thu Sep 07 2006
Posts: 412
Loc: South Australia
520,149,310! Haha Gats... I'm considerably younger than you!

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 2.35616438356164 years old.
Just what i've always wanted to know really

The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 27 February - I will remain commentless as to why this absolutely useless piece of information is in there!

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#329120 - Mon Oct 30 2006 05:56 AM Re: Birthday Calculator
Santana2002 Offline
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Registered: Mon Apr 14 2003
Posts: 8867
Loc: France
"You are 1,168,239,410 seconds old." .. a mere middle-aged spread beginning to happen :P

Lots of other cool information on that site, Gats. Apparantly my full name (as appears on my birth certificate) indicates I have the following characteristics : Humanitarian, giving nature, selflessness, obligations, creative expression

(I would agree with most of that )
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#329121 - Mon Oct 30 2006 07:54 AM Re: Birthday Calculator
JaneMarple Offline
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Registered: Fri Jan 30 2004
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Loc: North West of England
I am You are 1,038,473,837 seconds old.
And I was born on the same day as Ozzy Osbourne...although he's older than me!
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#329122 - Mon Oct 30 2006 08:11 AM Re: Birthday Calculator
sue943 Offline
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How funny Jane, I share a birthday with Jack Osbourne (1985).

I am 1,861,175,684 seconds old.
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#329123 - Mon Oct 30 2006 08:57 AM Re: Birthday Calculator
spanishliz Offline
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Registered: Thu Dec 13 2001
Posts: 23115
Loc: Ontario Canada
I am 1,741,168,482 seconds old.

It seems I'm a Rabbit (Chinese calendar) and a Bear (Native American), which is fine, as long as they get along!

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#329124 - Mon Oct 30 2006 09:32 AM Re: Birthday Calculator
prof_electro Offline
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Registered: Sun Aug 27 2006
Posts: 86
Loc: Reno Nevada USA          
Hello youngsters. I think I hold the current record being 2,569,055,642 seconds old.

Me and Tony Curtis share the same birthday. June 3, 1925.
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#329125 - Mon Oct 30 2006 09:43 AM Re: Birthday Calculator
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Registered: Tue Sep 05 2006
Posts: 14562
Loc: Bucharest Romania
Thanks for sharing that link Gats!

I am 1,404,383,651 seconds old.

I am a Tiger (Chinese calendar) and Beaver (Native American) - do those two get along?
Or am I doomed to be a ball of contradictions?
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#329126 - Mon Oct 30 2006 11:40 AM Re: Birthday Calculator
ClaraSue Offline
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Registered: Sun May 18 2003
Posts: 7842
Loc: Arizona USA
I am 1,454,589,667 seconds old. And of the top 10 songs during my year of birth, one of them was: It's Not Or Never by Elvis Presley. It's Not, huh? hmmmm, a new one on me.
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#329127 - Mon Oct 30 2006 01:56 PM Re: Birthday Calculator
minkpenny Offline
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Registered: Fri Feb 28 2003
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Very interesting, Gatsby

I am 702,313,079 seconds old. My plant is raspberry, yummy! And I was born on the same day (but different year) as Martina Mcbride.
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#329128 - Mon Oct 30 2006 02:28 PM Re: Birthday Calculator
argus9 Offline
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Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999
Posts: 856
Loc: Winnipeg Manitoba Canada   
I am 1,769,095,535 seconds old. Under the Chinese Calendar I was born in the year of the Tiger. Gee Sue and Jane I share my birthday with Sharon Osbourne, we almost have the whole family covered. I also share my birthday with John Lennon, which I like better. One of the top songs in my birth year was Mona Lisa by Nat King Cole. I guess that might give away my age a bit.
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#329129 - Mon Oct 30 2006 04:11 PM Re: Birthday Calculator
tiffanyram Offline
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Registered: Tue Jun 13 2006
Posts: 2547
Loc: Tennessee USA
I am 706,900,282 seconds old.
I'm a rat(Chinese) and an elk(Native Am.) and I have to say that an elk sounds MUCH more attractive.. And my birhtree is the Hornbeam, which I have no earthly clue what type of tree that is. I will have to look it up!

Thanks Gatsby for the site! This was neat.
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#329130 - Mon Oct 30 2006 07:59 PM Re: Birthday Calculator
Mozziebabe Offline
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Registered: Sun Aug 27 2006
Posts: 227
Loc: Queensland Australia        
Haha. This is great site, Gatsby. I am 498,689,902 seconds old. And I also share a birthday with Mary J. Blige (whoop de doo). Apparently I'm a goose, too And...two of the top songs in the year were Everything I Do (I Do It For You) by Bryan Adams and Unbelieveable by EMF. Two songs I love. It sounds so much sooner saying there's only 73 days til my birthday.


Edited by Mozziebabe (Mon Oct 30 2006 08:01 PM)
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#329131 - Tue Oct 31 2006 05:04 PM Re: Birthday Calculator
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Posts: 64
Loc: South of England
Great link Thanks!
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#329132 - Thu Nov 02 2006 05:59 PM Re: Birthday Calculator
Lofthus Offline
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Registered: Fri Oct 27 2006
Posts: 6
Loc: Bahrain
Very nice calculator, Gatsby722.

With 696,711,330 seconds in my age account, I am not a "seconds" trillionaire yet.

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#329133 - Fri Nov 03 2006 03:48 PM Re: Birthday Calculator
ginnyrocks Offline
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Registered: Sat Oct 15 2005
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You are 431,455,977 seconds old.

That's alright!
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#329134 - Fri Nov 03 2006 04:57 PM Re: Birthday Calculator
Engadine Offline
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Registered: Sun Aug 08 2004
Posts: 3609
Loc: Sth East Qld Australia      
You are 1,403,286,813 seconds old, so glad I can keep track of that now . . . oh, add 1 . . . mmm, and another 1 . . . crikey!

Born in the year of the Tiger (I knew that)

Share my birth date (but not year) with . . . Enya, Bill Paxton, Dennis Hopper, Maureen O'Sullivan and the Ayatollah Khomeini (novel bunch!)

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 6.35655577299413 years old. (You're still chasing cats!) Mmm, I'm younger than my own dog!

Your birth tree is the Chestnut Tree, the Honesty Tree (I'd agree with that, too honest for my own good some times . . .)

And my name (expansiveness, visionary, adventure, the constructive use of freedom). Cool, that's me!
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#329135 - Fri Nov 03 2006 09:41 PM Re: Birthday Calculator
jarsma63 Offline
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Registered: Sat Jun 24 2006
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Loc: Michigan USA  
1,379,371,546 seconds old....gosh.
And sharing a birthday with Travolta, Vanna White, Cybill Shepard, and Yoko Ono? What a power list that is....
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#329136 - Sat Nov 04 2006 08:06 AM Re: Birthday Calculator
ktstew Offline
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Wow, Jars. That means you share a birthday with my oldest daughter.
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#329137 - Sun Nov 05 2006 08:49 PM Re: Birthday Calculator
draculanut31 Offline
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Registered: Sat Jul 20 2002
Posts: 850
Loc: Waterford New Jersey USA    
Your date of conception was on or about 28 September 1980 which was a Sunday.

You were born in the Chinese year of the Rooster.

You are 800,833,371 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Prince William (1982), Juliette Lewis (1973), Meredith Baxter (1947), Michael Gross (1947), Ray Davies (1944), Mariette Hartley (1940), Maureen Stapleton (1925), Jane Russell (1921) Jean-Paul Sartre (1905), Al Hirschfeld (1903)

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.62739726027397 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

I'm not even at a billion seconds yet...am I the youngest here? Again??


Edited by draculanut31 (Sun Nov 05 2006 08:50 PM)
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