It's a party and you are invited.
I shall be hosting a 'National Plant A Tree Day' party on 13 December, 2006 in Malawi. RSVP only for the social event of the season. BYOS (bring your own shovel). Dress is black tie for the gentlemen and evening formalwear for the ladies (string bikinis' optional).
Fertilizer generously provided by Mr. Ungawa Mbogo of Mbogo Dairy Farms Ltd. Free oxen rides for the children.

*Ren: You sure know your holidays. See you on Jan 4.*