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#335346 - Sun Dec 10 2006 09:34 AM Bad Jokes? Post Here!
IbizaChick1 Learning the ropes... Registered: Sun Dec 10 2006 Posts: 1	OK.. i'll goo first.. my joke is terrible.. Q: How do computers make jumpers? A: On the inter - KNIT Whats your bad joke? =)
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#335347 - Thu Dec 14 2006 09:57 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
maggotbrain Participant Registered: Mon Sep 11 2006 Posts: 17 Loc: England UK	Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick. Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Because they aaaare. Q: Why are pirates fit? A: Gym lad!
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#335348 - Sat Dec 16 2006 07:44 PM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
tim10001 Prolific Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 1006 Loc: Concord California USA	Why do cannibals not eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
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#335349 - Sat Dec 16 2006 08:51 PM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
prof_electro Explorer Registered: Sun Aug 27 2006 Posts: 86 Loc: Reno Nevada USA	Why did the moron bring a ladder to the party? Because the drinks were on the house. What happend to the fast worker when he got old? He became half fast. What would you get if Lassie married a cantaloupe? A melancholy baby. _________________________ Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death. (from Auntie Mame)
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#335350 - Sun Dec 17 2006 01:09 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
Bruyere Star Poster Registered: Sat Feb 10 2001 Posts: 18899 Loc: California USA	Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the jungle? _________________________ I was born under a wandering star.
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#335351 - Sun Dec 17 2006 06:42 PM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
pu2-ke-qi-ri Explorer Registered: Wed Aug 10 2005 Posts: 93 Loc: Austin Texas USA	Q: An engineer walks into a bar. What does he order? A: A statistical study of the height of people living in that area and the cost of adjusting the bar so that the bar can be raised according to the best cost/benefit analysis.
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#335352 - Sun Dec 17 2006 08:19 PM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
ozzz2002 Moderator Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001 Posts: 20907 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	Q- What do you call eleven lawyers buried up their necks in your lawn? A- Soccer practice... _________________________ The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it. Ex-Editor, Hobbies and Sports, and Forum Moderator
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#335353 - Wed Dec 20 2006 11:15 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
Bruyere Star Poster Registered: Sat Feb 10 2001 Posts: 18899 Loc: California USA	What do termites eat for breakfast? Oakmeal. What do bees do if they don't want to drive? Wait at the buzz stop. Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here." (Bruyere is a sucker for parrot humor). How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. _________________________ I was born under a wandering star.
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#335354 - Wed Dec 20 2006 01:24 PM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
prof_electro Explorer Registered: Sun Aug 27 2006 Posts: 86 Loc: Reno Nevada USA	One flea said to the other: "Do you want to walk or shall we take a dog?" _________________________ Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death. (from Auntie Mame)
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#335355 - Wed Dec 20 2006 04:08 PM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
ozzz2002 Moderator Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001 Posts: 20907 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
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#335356 - Sat Jan 06 2007 05:17 PM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
Eraserhead Prolific Registered: Tue Feb 25 2003 Posts: 1825 Loc: Outer Sydney NSW Australia	Q. What do you call a deer without eyes? A. No idea. Q. What do you call a deer without eyes or legs? A. Still no idea. Q. What do you call a dog with no legs? A. Anything, but it still won't come to you. _________________________ Don't hatch all of your eggs in the one basket 'til the chicken hits the fan.
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#335357 - Sat Jan 06 2007 11:01 PM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
fenian8 Participant Registered: Sat Jan 06 2007 Posts: 5 Loc: Scotland UK	Keep them clean please. Edited by sue943 (Tue Jan 09 2007 06:51 AM)
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#335358 - Sat Jan 06 2007 11:04 PM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
fenian8 Participant Registered: Sat Jan 06 2007 Posts: 5 Loc: Scotland UK	What`s green and wears oven gloves? A cooking apple! Edited by sue943 (Tue Jan 09 2007 06:52 AM)
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#335359 - Sun Jan 07 2007 12:06 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
Copago Moderator Registered: Tue May 15 2001 Posts: 14384 Loc: Australia	Or a deer with no eyes, no legs and has been shot? Still no bloody idea.
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#335360 - Mon Jan 08 2007 02:02 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
Eraserhead Prolific Registered: Tue Feb 25 2003 Posts: 1825 Loc: Outer Sydney NSW Australia	Touche, Fenian and Copago. Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves? A. Russell _________________________ Don't hatch all of your eggs in the one basket 'til the chicken hits the fan.
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#335361 - Mon Jan 08 2007 07:33 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
skunkee Star Poster Registered: Thu Oct 16 2003 Posts: 10984 Loc: Burlington Ontario Canada	Q. What do you call a man with no arms in a pool? A. Bob _________________________ Editor: Movies/Celebrities/Crosswords "To insult someone we call him 'bestial'. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult." - Isaac Asimov
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#335362 - Mon Jan 08 2007 08:07 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
angel_us Participant Registered: Thu Jun 29 2006 Posts: 47 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	How did the intruder get into the house? Intruder window.
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#335363 - Tue Jan 09 2007 02:39 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
Eraserhead Prolific Registered: Tue Feb 25 2003 Posts: 1825 Loc: Outer Sydney NSW Australia	Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in a hole? A. Phil _________________________ Don't hatch all of your eggs in the one basket 'til the chicken hits the fan.
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#335364 - Tue Jan 09 2007 05:52 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
Copago Moderator Registered: Tue May 15 2001 Posts: 14384 Loc: Australia	What do you call a man with no arms and no legs with a rabbit up his behind? Warren
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#335365 - Tue Jan 09 2007 07:12 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
LeoDaVinci Moderator Registered: Fri Mar 23 2001 Posts: 12578 Loc: Ontario Canada	Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door? A. Matt _________________________ "La divina podestate, la somma sapienza e 'l primo amore." -------------------- Editor/Moderator/Awesome Guy
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#335366 - Tue Jan 09 2007 09:57 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
angel_us Participant Registered: Thu Jun 29 2006 Posts: 47 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
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#335367 - Tue Jan 09 2007 09:57 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
lady1 Champion Poster Registered: Wed Jun 07 2006 Posts: 20697 Loc: Gauteng South Africa	Q. What do you call a man with a slice of ham on his head? A. Ham-head Q. What do you call a man with 2 slices of ham on his head? A. Mo-ham-head _________________________ "If Life Were Easy Where Would All The Adventure Be?"
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#335368 - Tue Jan 09 2007 11:17 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
skunkee Star Poster Registered: Thu Oct 16 2003 Posts: 10984 Loc: Burlington Ontario Canada	Q. What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? A, One is grey and the other is purple. Q. What did Jane say when she say the elephants coming over the hill? A. Here come the elephants. Q. What did Tarzan say when he say the elephants coming over the hill? A. Here come the grapes; he was colour blind. _________________________ Editor: Movies/Celebrities/Crosswords "To insult someone we call him 'bestial'. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult." - Isaac Asimov
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#335369 - Tue Jan 09 2007 11:37 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
Bruyere Star Poster Registered: Sat Feb 10 2001 Posts: 18899 Loc: California USA	If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from? -- a poul-tree What did the tree say to the mountain? -- stop peaking at me What do sneezes wear on their feet? -- ahh-shoes Why did the banana leave the cinema-the film didn't appeal to him Why did the little cookie (biscuit) cry? -- because his mother was a wafer so longWhat do you do when you have no rubber bands? -- find a plastic orchestra how does a man on the moon get his hair cut? -- eclipse it _________________________ I was born under a wandering star.
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#335370 - Wed Jan 10 2007 03:31 AM Re: Bad Jokes? Post Here!
Eraserhead Prolific Registered: Tue Feb 25 2003 Posts: 1825 Loc: Outer Sydney NSW Australia	Q. What do you call aman with no arms and no legs, nailed to your wall? A. Art Q. What do you call his arms and legs, nailed to the other wall? A. Pieces of Art _________________________ Don't hatch all of your eggs in the one basket 'til the chicken hits the fan.
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