"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

I watch a lot of movies, this is a hard choice to make. I'll say a few that I love every time I hear them.

1) "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die." -- The Princess Bride

2) " I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @#%. And I'm all out of bubble gum." - The Live

3) "Good, bad . . . I'm the one with the shotgun." - Army of Darkness

4) "I don't want to argue over the semantics I just want the protein!" - Gross Point Blank

5) "It's Oh-Six-Hundred. What does the oh stand for? Oh my god it's $@# early!" - Good Morning Veitnam

I love the Inigo Montoya line.

Just saw My Big Fat Greek Wedding the other day and it has a line that kept people laughing over the ensuing dialog.

Laine Kazan to her daughter: "The man may be the head of the household, but the woman is the neck. She tells him which way to turn."

Nearly the entire 'Ocean's 11' movie

Barney! Barney Rubble! Trouble! - Basher Taal

I hope you were the groom. - Rusty Ryan

Ted Nugent called...he wants his shirt back. - Daniel Ocean

We need to get Rusty a girl. - Tess Ocean

There's a nice women's prison just down the road. - Rusty Ryan


ah, yeah...that's good stuff. - the Lord
I need that pimp music as my theme music.

"Oh, at the video store,I thought they fired your sorry @ss!" "Twice" -Tatum and Randy in Scream
"You get smarter the shorter your skirt gets" "And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets so it's a good thing you went with that" (or something along those lines)-Gina and Debbie in Empire Records
"I don't think I'm going to go to work anymore" "Are you going to quit?" "No, I'm just not going to go anymore" "Well are you going to get a new job?" "I don't think I want a new job"-Ron Livingstone and Jennifer Aniston in Office Space

Hnmm, this is a good one. Well, here goes:
"Get Hitler and stick him on the funny page!--His Girl Friday (1940)
"Don't stand there jabbering ABANDON SHIP!!!!"--His Kind of Woman (1951)
"Flies, flies? Poor puny things. Who wants to eat flies?
You do ya looney."--Dracula (1931)
"You must be Igor.
No it's pronounced -I-gor.
But they told me it was Igor.
Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?"--Young Frankenstien (1974)
"I make more money than Calvin Coolidge...PUT TOGETHER!!!!" --Singin' in the Rain" (1952)
"Shall I ever hold in my arms again that radiant maiden whom the angels call Lenore?
How the hell should I know?? What am I a fortune teller?!"--The Raven (1963)
"Buon giorno, principessa!!!"--Life is Beautiful (1999)
I'd better stop here. My list would go on forever!

"Take a good look, my dear, a historic moment -- you can tell your grandchildren you watched the Old South disappear." Glark Gable, Gone With The Wind

"There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians."
Peter O'Toole, Lawrence of Arabia

"Remember my sentimental friend, you will be judged not by how much you love, but by how much you are loved."
Frank Morgan, The Wizard of Oz

'Ezekiel 25: 17'.......Pulp Fiction. I think we all know what comes next!!

"I can't believe what I see. Is it me? Is it really me?
Katherine Hepburn (1957-Rainmaker) w/Burt Lancaster

Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper, baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong!! - Grease

"Jules you give that F****** nimrod fifteen-hundred dollars and I'll shoot him on general principle!"

another great film rampant with memorable lines.

most all of the running dialog between Jules and Vincent.

"What's Fonzie like Yolanda!"

Uhm... This is a bit difficult for me, b/c I haven't seen all those movies in English. I'll try to quote, but I can't guarantee it's correct! Here we go...

- "You move, Snow White, you're dead!" - "And I say I AM dead... and I move..." ("The Crow")
- "What's your favorite scary movie?" ("Scream")
- oh God... I'll try: "I know half of you half as well as I would like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" (Bilbo in "The Lord of the Rings")
- "One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them" ("The Lord of the Rings")
- "Hasta la vista, baby!" ("Terminator 2"... I think!)
- "I'm going to give you the choice I never had" ("Interview With The Vampire")
- "Is it really healthy to smoke so much?" - "No, that's why I started to roll the cigarettes myself. I thought it might stop me." - "And, did it?" - "No. I roll them even faster." ("Dead Again")
- the scene in "Dead Again" where Kenneth Branagh and Robin WIlliams talk about Karma - it cracks me up every time. I just don't remember the words although I've seen the movie in its original version... but that's four years ago
- "Oh Captain, my Captain!" ("Dead Poet's Society")
- "We all float down here" ("It")
- EVERYTHING Alan Rickman says as Metatron in "Dogma"
- "I won't tell the story the way it happened, but the way I remember it" ("Great Expectations")

I'll think of some more. Tomorrow.

Yes, here are some more:
- "Were this just the two of you?" - "And the chicken, your Highness!" ("Ever After")
- "Oh, you're SO hired!" ("Sugar & Spice")

Some of my faves are "You'll shoot your eye out kid" from A Christmas Story, "Don't throw me down Clark" said by Aunt Bethany in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, "This town needs an enema" said by the Joker in Batman, I LOVE Clark's rant against his boss after he finds out he was enrolled in a jelly of the month club in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Lots more, I am sure I will be thinking of them and posting them later

I cannot believe I forgot this one!

"Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child you have stolen from me. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdon is as great. You have no power over me!" Sarah in "Labyrinth"

Here's just a few more movie lines miome02! Hope you enjoy them all.

Favorite movie - Highlander...

I am Connor McCloed of the Clan McCloed and I am Immortal

Oops...just remembered another one that I think gtho4 will remember....

Heavy

What's weight got to do with it ?


What Film ? lol

mate, without question
BTTF
I suppose Jane Wymann is the first lady .. and Jack Benny is secretary of the Treasury
good night .. future boy

"It's a madhouse! A madhouse!" Charlton Heston, Planet of the Apes
"God d--m, what a rush!" John Travolta, Broken Arrow
"Bond, James Bond." All Bond actors, all Bond movies

I can't believe I forgot my all time favourite line . . .

"Werewolf!"
"Where wolf? There, there wolf. There castle."
"Why are you talking that way?"
"I thought you wanted me to."
"No"
"Fine, I'm easy"


from Young Frankenstein

"What we have here is Failure to communicate!"

"You just c'ant reach some men, "

Strother Martin as the Warden in "Cool Hand Luke"

(C'mon Tanzen I know your looking)

Okay, mine are long so bare with me....

1) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (last scene with Harrison Ford, Sean Connery and the friend.)
"Come along, junior."
"Dad, I told you not to call me that."
"Ah, pof. Indiana was the dog's name."
"You're named after a dog?" - (friend)
"I liked that dog!"

2) FX, towards the end when he's in the mansion with the old guy:
"In this hand is the bullets - " (reveals handful of bullets for gun he had just been holding and old guy had just picked up,) "- And in this hand is crazy glue. 1001 uses, now a 1002."

3) LadyHawke, when Matthew Broderick is in the woods gathering wood.
"I'm still a young man, I've got prospects!"

4) In The Road To Wellville, at the beginning on the train.
"Toast, please."
"And how would you like that?"
" Toasted. Dry. On a plate."

5) A.I. when Teddy falls from the net and lands with an:
"Ow"
(said in that mechanical voice is just so cute!)

6) The Mexican, Brad Pitt
"I'd like an el ride-o in your el truck-o to the nearest town-o."

7) Alan Rickman in Dogma when he enters the girl's bedroom:
"I need proof."
"You mean besides the fiery entrance and extensive wingspan?"

And earlier on in the same movie, (same characters,)
"Did you have to use the whole can?!"

8) "For a heart will never be practical until it can be made unbreakable" - The Wizard of Oz. My all time favorite quote.

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