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"I am not worried, Harry" said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water,"I am with you." (Half-Blood Prince) Thank you J.K. Rowling for making the whole world read, especially my daughter.

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Many a child has been spoiled because you can't spank a Grandma!

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Reality is an illusion brought about by lack of alcohol

Would the last person to leave the planet please turn off the lights.

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"The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful." ... H. L. Mencken

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[color:"teal"]A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water ~
Eleanor Roosevelt[/color]

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May the tail of the elephant never have to swat the flies from your face.

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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.