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May the tail of the elephant never have to swat the flies from your face.

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Reality is an illusion brought about by lack of alcohol

Would the last person to leave the planet please turn off the lights.

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"I am not worried, Harry" said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water,"I am with you." (Half-Blood Prince) Thank you J.K. Rowling for making the whole world read, especially my daughter.

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[color:"teal"]A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water ~
Eleanor Roosevelt[/color]

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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

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"A ray of light into a room that's remained dark for a thousand years dissolves a thousand years of darkness"