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#373913 - Mon May 05 2008 07:56 PM Re: Bad Songs
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"Stand by your Man" Argh that is cringemaking.
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#373914 - Mon May 05 2008 08:49 PM Re: Bad Songs
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"luca" I think it was by suzanne vega. Now that I wrote it it will be stuck with me all night, hopefully now that you have read this I wont be the only one!

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#373915 - Fri May 09 2008 06:24 PM Re: Bad Songs
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Has there ever been a worse song than Madonna's version of 'American Pie'? If there has, then I don't want to know!
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#373916 - Fri May 09 2008 11:55 PM Re: Bad Songs
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Yeah martin that was god awful. Actually, I cant really think of a remake that was as good as the original. Does anyone one have an example of a remake that doesnt suck?

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#373917 - Sat May 10 2008 07:20 AM Re: Bad Songs
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The songs that make us cringe. Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band will send me running. and anything by Bobby Goldsboro (if there's anyone old enough to remember) especially Watching Scottie Grow or Honey. Shudder. And let's not forget Captain and Tenneille's Muskrat Love
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#373918 - Sat May 10 2008 07:36 AM Re: Bad Songs
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I agree bushaber, most remakes don't stand up to the original, although to my mind "Take Me To The River" by Annie Lennox certainly holds its own with the Talking Heads. Actually, any remake Annie does is a success.. "I Don't Want To Wait In Vain" is another example. I'm sure Bob Marley would agree
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#373919 - Sat May 10 2008 07:43 AM Re: Bad Songs
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And as far as bad songs go, the new song out by Queen Of The Stone Age, "Make It Wit Chu". Great melody, very catchy, but moronic lyrics.
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#373920 - Thu May 22 2008 06:15 PM Re: Bad Songs
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Gosh you people have quite a collection of pretty awful songs, I have now five of them that won't leave my brain until tomorrow.

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I would have to say "Don't cha" by Pussycat Dolls. It's a retarded song, and it almost puts me into seizures whenever I hear it!




That song is not for listening, it is for watching

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I like an awful lot of instrumental pieces of music (I'm a huge "Art of Noise" fan), I just think that if people are going to bother singing, say something that at least makes sense, or isn't offensive. Otherwise, why bother? It's just useless noise that detracts from what may well be quality "music".




Amen to that. For example I love Dream Theater music, up until the moment that singer opens his mouth and starts screeching.

Just to add an international flavour:
"Da Da Da" by Trio. It was for some unfathomable reason a big hit in Germany.

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#373921 - Thu May 22 2008 06:44 PM Re: Bad Songs
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The only english lyrics I like are Marilyn Manson's, because they're so hilarious...




I totally agree with you. I love that dude. I don't think most people listen to what he's saying. He's funny as hell.

Anyway, off the top of my head I'd say REM's "Shiny Happy People" is one of the worst songs ever. It's annoying on so many levels!
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#373922 - Fri May 23 2008 03:52 PM Re: Bad Songs
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The song that really comes to mind it this topic is my lady lumps or lady bumps or whatever it's called by Fergie.

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#373923 - Fri May 23 2008 05:46 PM Re: Bad Songs
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Actually, I cant really think of a remake that was as good as the original. Does anyone one have an example of a remake that doesnt suck?




Land of Confusion by Disturbed is as great as when it was originally done by Genesis.
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#373924 - Fri May 23 2008 06:48 PM Re: Bad Songs
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I'll agree with you all the way on that one, ClaraSue. It's one of very few and right now I'm too 'brain-dead' to think of any others.
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#373925 - Sat May 24 2008 11:54 AM Re: Bad Songs
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A remake that's better than the original? For my money "With A Little Help From My Friends" by Joe Cocker is much better than the Beatles's version, though I like both.

I also prefer the Willy Nelson version of "Always on My Mind" to any other.

I also love the Gary Jules version of "Mad World".

Cringemaking songs?

"Dance With My Father" - Luther Vandross. 'Orrible, and that comes from someone who's usually a sucker for a weepy.

"Home" by Michael Buble - excrutiating lyrics, as if written by a 10 year old who is being forced to write poetry but would rather be playing football.

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#373926 - Thu Aug 07 2008 09:03 PM Re: Bad Songs
Qmel Offline
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One of the worst songs out there in MercMe's "I Can Only Imagine".

That song makes me cringe because there are so many things wrong with it, from the treacly lyrics to the nasal singing. It makes me change the station!

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#373927 - Sat Aug 09 2008 10:55 AM Re: Bad Songs
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A lot of the pop songs of the 70's are disgustingly saccharine; it seems a lot of pop groups were trying to emulate ABBA and the Carpenters. "Torn Between Two Lovers", "The Morning After" (from "Poseidon Adventure"), "Feelings", "Alone Again Naturally", "Seasons in the Sun"...one word: YUCH!

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#373928 - Thu Sep 04 2008 02:23 AM Re: Bad Songs
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"I've Never Been To Me" by Charlene is up there with "The Morning After" (as listed by tjoebigham above) for my money!

I'm not a fan of what is referred to in my house as "Wanksta" - short for Wannabe Gansta. Seriously - how many of these guys are really 'gansta' and not simply jumping on the bandwagon?

This from someone who admits to liking Tupac!
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#373929 - Tue Sep 09 2008 06:09 PM Re: Bad Songs
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A candidate for a cover version which is better than the original is Hurt by Johhny Cash. The heartfelt emotion he put into the song always brings a lump to my throat. I think even Trent Reznor has acknowledged that Johnny made the definitive recording of it. Not to everyone's tastes I know, but it does it for me. (I love his version of the Beatles song 'In My Life' too. As that's my favoUrite song of all time - probably - it would have to be good to stop me hating him for trying!)
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#373930 - Tue Sep 09 2008 07:06 PM Re: Bad Songs
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I'd say every song by Michael Bolton or Richard Marx is the worst song I've ever heard. (Sorry if I've offended any Bolton or Marx fans). :-)

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#373931 - Tue Sep 09 2008 09:56 PM Re: Bad Songs
ren33 Offline
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Top of the list (along with "Stand by hiyore huhman") is "Someone left my cake out in the rain" Arghhhh!!!
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#373932 - Fri Jan 09 2009 10:48 PM Re: Bad Songs
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anything from the disco era would probably qualify. I can't give a specific title because they all sounded the same.

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#373933 - Sat Jan 10 2009 06:07 AM Re: Bad Songs
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Let me entertain you by Robbie Williams gets on my nerves as with most of his songs.Have to say that Hallelujah by the girl that won the x factor is the worst cover version ever,she has no soul while singing it.

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#373934 - Sat Jan 10 2009 06:57 AM Re: Bad Songs
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'Been around the world and I I I, I can't find my baby' Lisa Stansfield.

That song makes me lose the will to live, oh, and 'Take my breath away' (I wish) by Berlin.
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#373935 - Tue Mar 31 2009 07:29 PM Re: Bad Songs
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Anything RAP! rap sux!!!!!!!!!!!!! for the people that listen to rap, haven't you ever heard of real music?????
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#373936 - Fri Apr 03 2009 10:18 PM Re: Bad Songs
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Does anyone remember a song called "Timothy"? It was a song about a mining acident and cannabalism from the 1970's, by The Bouys. Truely Hideous.
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#373937 - Sun Apr 26 2009 12:34 AM Re: Bad Songs
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In my Encyclopaedia of Rock Music the band Grand Funk Railroad is described as "Right place, right time explains success of this mediocre, head-banging outfit".

So I found their music on U tUBE. Even "We are an American Band" [according to the encyclopaedia their only "half-decent" song is lousy.

So I vote for Grand Funk Railroad songs [any] as being the worst.

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