I thought of two things immediately upon hearing this story (I'm
such a weirdo in my initial reactions to things

)...
- (kinda in the same neighbrhood as ClaraSue's post) "Good thing that monkey hadn't swallowed explosives recently, isn't it?"
- "Um ... where did this ape relieve himself while traveling?" Which makes me only hope his host has/had some industrial strength shampoo at home

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