My apologies if anyone thinks this is inappropriate. I just think that the literature game is so much fun, but there is so much lag time between answers that perhaps we could run two of them simultaneously.
My ulterior motive is that I am unable to get any of the other answers, so this is my sneaky way of starting a new thread.
I just had to post this one because the darn thing kept me up half the night thinking about it. Extra credit if anyone can get this from my first clue.
It actually starts with a little personal true story.
My home in Maryland is near a small town on the Patapsco River.
Just downriver is another very very small town known as Woodstock Md. Near the town of Woodstock there is a spooky and mysterious place that sits way back in the woods. When I was a child, my friends and I would hike through the woods (about an hour's walk) to sneak onto this property and play among the buildings and statues. Little did we know at the time that this is the place where we would first meet the "Title" character of this huge bestseller.
[ 08-09-2001: Message edited by: justawful ]