For those of us who aspire to having a title...

http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/peculiartitle.php

Mine is Her Noble Excellency Sue the Intransigent of Giggleswich Lanken

Venerable Lady Sara the Undefeated of Leper St George
Wow, how impressive!

Milady the Most Honourable Jane the Mellifluous of Lesser Cheese Winston
How elegent!

Baroness Santana the Expensive of Hoptonshire by Leer

Looks like they know me well!!!

Baroness Glynnis the Ovine of Nether Wombleshire

Sounds even grander

Milady the Right Reverend Beth the Charming of Lower Bumhampton

....Bumhampton?

Venerable Lady Ella the Facile of Old Tonbridge Wafers

Interesting. I did it again and it came up with: Marchioness Ella the Subservient of Burton-le-Coggles

I like the first one best.

Entirely Miss Reverend Lady Bonnie the Educated of Under Yockenthwaite

Sounds Good to me.LOL.

Not sure I like mine.....

Reverend Countess Patricia the Antique of Leg over Wallop

Antique?? And I don't think I've ever been reverend in my life!

Maybe this is more me:

Countess Pat the Mirthful of Giggleswick on the Naze

Milord Earl Delboy the Loquacious of Similar Ealand

Hmm I'll add that to my others lol

Baron David the Philomath of Much Moulding upon Carpet !

Lady Carole the Verdant of London by the Bow

Has quite a ring to it, doesn't it?

Most Noble Lord Quoge the Cannibalistic of Old Tonbridge Wafers!
Crikey
Round here they just call me the Lord High Executioner

I have other titles too. One of them is "She Who Must be Obeyed" (courtesy of Maynooth, my other half).

Mine is 'Viscountess Lynn the Intractable of Buzzcock Lepshire', not really sure if that's a good thing

I have two:

Her Royal Highness Tracey the Sage of Colquhoun St Cahoon

I chose to get another one just for S&G and got:

Lady Tracey the Weird of Walk upon Water

Nor sure which to use....

I've tried under my FT name :

Baroness Mink the Prickly of Chignall Duntisbourne

Kindly bow down before His Noble Excellency Joseph the Bewildered of Colquhoun St Cahoon. Guess it's better than the title my ex gave me: Old Gassy

Her Noble Excellency Sandra the Saturnine of New Porton Wells

Now, I don't know that I like that! "Saturnine" means bitter and brooding and I don't think I am like that at all. Hummph!

After my little hissy fit, I decided to go back and put in Jordan, my dog's name, and got this:
Lady Jordan the Canine of Longer Interval
Now, how on earth would it come up with canine? What a coincidence! Sandy

Quote:

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Most Noble and Honourable Kate the Convincing of Lower Hellswicke

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Hmm. Honourable is probably a safe bet, but but just how convincing I am remains to be seen. As for noble...I don't get much chance to try on 'noble' in this neck of the woods. People tend to mistake it for indigestion.

Her Exalted Highness Duchess Clarasue the Somnolent of Much Leering...:D

How about that? I'm even exalted!

I am Reverend Countess Lothruin the Surprised of Middle Witchampton. I quite like it.

I had to try my daughter, and the result had me rolling a little:

Very Lady Katherine the Fiendish of Puddleston St. Droop.

ANYone who ever raised, ever was, or ever lived with a five year old girl knows how apropos THAT title is.

I tried this under both the nickname that some people in AFT gave me for my player name and under my real name. I am either:

Her Most Noble Lady Frankie the Fifteenth of Bumpstead under Carpet, or

Her Most Noble Lady ****** the Insubstantial of Wallop upon Deane.

I definitely prefer the first -- it seems I have a long aristocratic lineage, and "Bumpstead under Carpet" is a hoot -- but I was rather hoping to be a duchess.