Seeing as this is the book forum I thought we as a community could make up a strange story that need not make sense.

The story starts off simply enough in a distant world in the distant future. The rulers of this world were the.....

...most technologically advanced race of people in existence. Unfortunately, they were also....

Completely colour blind, which complicated their lives quite a bit. For instance, every time they had to...

rewire anything a city if not country-wide blackout would occur causing.....

... An automatic baby boom. These folks were very adept at reproducing, because their reproductive organs were...

located on their hands, thus, a handshake was as good as a kiss or anything else, and their population rapidly

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multiplied. One member of this new generation brought about by the population explosion, a precocious young woman with impressive medical abilities...

... who unfortunately suffered an obsessive-compulsive disorder directly related to her medical talents. One day, while taking a walk through the park...

she came across a tiny, speaking mouse who told her, "....

"BEWARE!". "Beware?" she scoffed, "And what is it, my little friend, that I should beware of?"

beware that time is multilinear, and counting forward is generally faulty,,,and for every second that passes...

this, is actually occurring....

...Here on your planet, on Earth, another Britney Spears video is released. If someone doesn't sort this out, soon...

you'll all be sporting your underwear on the wrong sides of your jeans, and strolling through steamy showers exclaiming "Whooops" and

wondering why in God's name did man perfect cloning, allowing Britney Spears to exist in perpetuity! Thus our hero, Parvati, parted from her strange little friend...

And was struck with the epiphany of her life’s work, to reverse cloning to remove all the scantily clad silicone enhanced bimbalinas from video screens throughout the known universe.

Quickly donning a pair of decently high slung jeans that covered her navel and a relatively modest top, Parvati reflected on her first actions to restore healthier images of feminine pulchritude, should she first go for the Barbie aisles in the toystores? Or should she simply drown out the permeating Spears' songs with...

Pavorotti, who incidently was also...

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a crusader against the veils of cloning. He had found out long ago that his singing actually.......

caused grown men to weep uncontrollably. He also discovered that his long-lost daughter,

was named Britney and had the ability to make everyone weep until they

they realised they were no longer perfect. Wrinkles were growing on their skin. there was a massive demand for botox injections,which had an increasingly bizarre effect....

of appearing like California prunes cavorting around and ...

tripping over their red painted toe nails. In order to fix this, their noses ...

were a foot long and their ears...

...drooped at the sides of their heads much like the Buddha, or a depressed African elephant. Inevitably, Pavarotti's path was crossed by Parvati...the rapport was immediate and the martinis flowed like...