As the cries of horror die away, "Richard" begins to sweat mercury and the model T-1000 terminator resumes the appearance of a LA police officer. Scanning the area it resumes its hunt for its primary target, Brittany Spears clones.

Its visor eyes narrowed, its infrared detectors were fine tuned for its task, its sensors were honing in on the sound..."OOOOPs....OOOPs....Crazy....Crazy...What you see is what you get...OOOOPs..." like a mantra repeated in its memory...click clack click clack..

...then, its sensors finally locating Britney, a satanic red glow appeared in its eyeslit, growing in intensity, growing as red as a flame seen through a ruby or fresh blood...tjoeb};>

...and then the scarlet lance of laser light bored through the air to its target, the Britney clone, who shrieked out her last breath in agony, then collasped in a lifeless heap on the floor. Another red flash, blindingly bright, and all that was left was a pile of ashes.

"Mission accomplished" the robot droned.

"Awesome! Totally awesome!" a young fan whooped.

THE END

(hey, someone's got to finish this sometime!) tjoeb};>

only then to come face to face with a huge quivering....