"Mum, I'm bored."
"Well, what would you like us to do?"
"Dunno."
"Let's make up a picnic and go to the zoo,
Or build us a castle of cardboard and glue."
"Naa, I think those are all dumb things to do.
I'm bored."
"Mum, I'm bored."
"Well, what do you want me to say?"
"Dunno."
"Just go down the farm and help feed cows their hay,
Or go to the pictures the rest of the day."
"Naa - can't be bothered with that anyway."
I'm bored."
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