Haha, I know my av is tiny, but the dialogue is actually from Eddie Izzard.
"Oh... I'm... Oh. Oh."
"What is it, Leftenant Sebastian?"
"It's just the rebels, sir. They're here."
"My god, man! (pause) Do they want tea?"
"No, I think they're after more than that, sir. (pause) I don't know what it is, but they brought a flag."
"Damn! That's dash cunning of them."
Seriously, if you don't know Eddie Izzard, you really ought to check him out. Wonderful comedian, he's really brilliant.
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