Did you realise that I am really Tim Curry in disguise?

Seriously, the only time I would want to see men in mascara is when the Pope plays football for West Tigers. In the words of the vernacular- 'it ain't gunna happen!'.
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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it.
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