And of course I'm sure you all know why the fairy sits on top of the Xmas tree.. one Xmas eve, when the elves had had a visit from their union rep and were talking strike action, Mrs Claus had PMS and poor Santa had just discovered a previously unseen gift request totalling 7 pages, the Xmas fairy wandered in with a large Xmas tree and asked Santa "where do you want me to put this ?"
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“Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming ... WOW! What a ride!”