Rules
Terms of Use

Page 2 of 2 < 1 2
Topic Options
#504345 - Tue Dec 22 2009 03:14 AM Re: No Financial Crisis at the Noth Pole
Santa_Claus Offline
Explorer

Registered: Sun Dec 22 2002
Posts: 75
Loc: North Pole
Quote:

I really don't need anything but since Mom always told me that just because I put it on the list doesn't mean I'll get it, here goes:

* Real estate - I've got the parcel picked out, I'll show you.
* 1973 Ford Maverick Grabber if possible, if not I'll take a regular one. 302v-8 automatic.
* About half a million dollars - That should cover the bills of my immediate family with some to spare.
* The ability to open my own business.
* Happy homes for animals.
* Peace of mind.

That's it for the moment. Hope things are well at the North Pole.




Not greedy then.

Thank you for asking about the North Pole, it is bedlam. Half the elves have come down with swine flu and I am dosing myself with brandy to try and to ward it off until after 25th.

On the bright side Rudolph and the rest of the team are in fine fettle and raring to go. The sleigh is almost packed, just a few more bits to squeeze in for good children, and good adults of course.

You can see my village here.

Now don't forget to watch my progress on Christmas Eve by clicking on this link
_________________________
Santa Claus is coming to town!

Top
#504346 - Tue Dec 22 2009 06:35 AM Re: No Financial Crisis at the North Pole
sue943 Offline
Administrator

Registered: Sun Dec 19 1999
Posts: 38004
Loc: Jersey
Channel Islands    
You really should have all had the jabs, it didn't hurt.

I just corrected the title again.
_________________________
Many a child has been spoiled because you can't spank a Grandma!

Top
#504347 - Tue Dec 22 2009 07:29 PM Re: No Financial Crisis at the North Pole
tezza1551 Offline
Enthusiast

Registered: Tue Feb 05 2008
Posts: 439
Loc: Western Australia
And of course I'm sure you all know why the fairy sits on top of the Xmas tree.. one Xmas eve, when the elves had had a visit from their union rep and were talking strike action, Mrs Claus had PMS and poor Santa had just discovered a previously unseen gift request totalling 7 pages, the Xmas fairy wandered in with a large Xmas tree and asked Santa "where do you want me to put this ?"
_________________________
“Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming ... WOW! What a ride!”

Top
#504348 - Tue Dec 22 2009 07:52 PM Re: No Financial Crisis at the North Pole
ren33 Offline
Moderator

Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999
Posts: 12593
Loc: Kowloon Tong  Hong Kong      
ren sits in corner quietly musing
* a bunch of froggies wouldn't be too bad at all*
_________________________
Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.

Top
#504349 - Tue Dec 22 2009 09:13 PM Re: No Financial Crisis at the North Pole
bionic4ever Offline
Multiloquent

Registered: Fri Apr 07 2006
Posts: 2321
Loc: Chocolate City Wisconsin�USA
Hi, Santa. My Christmas wish is to never see another bat again as long as I live! (Oh...and I'd love a robotic hamster to confuse my cats.)
_________________________
"...better than before...better, stronger, faster!" - SMDM

Top
#504350 - Tue Dec 22 2009 11:00 PM Re: No Financial Crisis at the North Pole
ren33 Offline
Moderator

Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999
Posts: 12593
Loc: Kowloon Tong  Hong Kong      
Quote:

My Christmas wish is to never see another bat again as long as I live!



Really? I didn't know you had already met Sue?
_________________________
Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.

Top
#504351 - Tue Dec 22 2009 11:09 PM Re: No Financial Crisis at the North Pole
PurpleFan Offline
Multiloquent

Registered: Fri Oct 22 1999
Posts: 2249
Loc: New Westminster BC Canada
Dear Santa,

I have tried to be good this yr.

I would like First Class tickets to the following places please, Hong Kong, Jersey,Australia,and New York.

I would also like Snow for Christmas Day.(Purple Would be Good Please.)

I will leave you the usual treats for you and the reindeer.

Thank you.
PF
_________________________
All Things Purple Are Relative!

Top
#504352 - Tue Dec 22 2009 11:37 PM Re: No Financial Crisis at the North Pole
bionic4ever Offline
Multiloquent

Registered: Fri Apr 07 2006
Posts: 2321
Loc: Chocolate City Wisconsin�USA
Quote:

Quote:

My Christmas wish is to never see another bat again as long as I live!



Really? I didn't know you had already met Sue?




Laughing so loud that I scared the cat off of my lap!
_________________________
"...better than before...better, stronger, faster!" - SMDM

Top
#504353 - Wed Dec 23 2009 03:11 AM Re: No Financial Crisis at the North Pole
Santa_Claus Offline
Explorer

Registered: Sun Dec 22 2002
Posts: 75
Loc: North Pole
Quote:

Quote:

My Christmas wish is to never see another bat again as long as I live!



Really? I didn't know you had already met Sue?




Now for your really unkind remarks you will find coal and lemons in your Christmas stocking this year and poor dear Sue shall find diamonds and other fine jewels.

Ten more elves have gone down with that wretched swine flu so it is getting really hectic here. Roll on 26th.
_________________________
Santa Claus is coming to town!

Top
#504354 - Thu Dec 24 2009 06:23 AM Re: No Financial Crisis at the North Pole
bionic4ever Offline
Multiloquent

Registered: Fri Apr 07 2006
Posts: 2321
Loc: Chocolate City Wisconsin�USA
How are you holding up, Santa? I will leave extra cookies for you...if my cats don't eat them!
_________________________
"...better than before...better, stronger, faster!" - SMDM

Top
#504355 - Thu Dec 24 2009 06:40 AM Re: No Financial Crisis at the North Pole
sue943 Offline
Administrator

Registered: Sun Dec 19 1999
Posts: 38004
Loc: Jersey
Channel Islands    
Quote:

How are you holding up, Santa? I will leave extra cookies for you...if my cats don't eat them!




I think you will find that poor Santa has started on his travels already, I just went to look and he was hitting parts of Russia already... http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html
_________________________
Many a child has been spoiled because you can't spank a Grandma!

Top
#504356 - Thu Dec 24 2009 08:14 AM Re: No Financial Crisis at the North Pole
bionic4ever Offline
Multiloquent

Registered: Fri Apr 07 2006
Posts: 2321
Loc: Chocolate City Wisconsin�USA
Rocky and Bubba are already eying the cookies...
_________________________
"...better than before...better, stronger, faster!" - SMDM

Top
Page 2 of 2 < 1 2

Moderator:  ren33, sue943