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#565891 - Fri Nov 12 2010 08:08 PM If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
LillianRock Participant Registered: Tue Dec 08 2009 Posts: 20 Loc: Lillian Rock NSW Australia	Q. Why do systems programmers confuse Halloween and Xmas? A. Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
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#565892 - Fri Nov 12 2010 08:33 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
ozzz2002 Moderator Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001 Posts: 20907 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	It took a while, but the penny finally dropped.. _________________________ The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it. Ex-Editor, Hobbies and Sports, and Forum Moderator
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#565894 - Fri Nov 12 2010 08:37 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
Anton Mainstay Registered: Sat May 03 2008 Posts: 926 Loc: California USA	I get it and I have a life.
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#565899 - Fri Nov 12 2010 09:14 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
ren33 Moderator Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 12593 Loc: Kowloon Tong Hong Kong	Not a clue _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#565902 - Fri Nov 12 2010 09:22 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
veronikkamarrz Mainstay Registered: Thu Dec 28 2006 Posts: 930 Loc: Carson City Nevada USA	Nope, not a clue either, and I DO (kind of) have a life... _________________________ ...Be careful out there...
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#566165 - Sat Nov 13 2010 10:49 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
LeoDaVinci Moderator Registered: Fri Mar 23 2001 Posts: 12578 Loc: Ontario Canada	Ah, I get it. It's a math thing, think different counting systems... _________________________ "La divina podestate, la somma sapienza e 'l primo amore." -------------------- Editor/Moderator/Awesome Guy
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#566216 - Sun Nov 14 2010 06:35 AM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
lesley153 Mainstay Registered: Fri Sep 07 2007 Posts: 737 Loc: Bedford England UK	I got it immediately, and I've got ... no I haven't. _________________________ I appreciate people who are civil, whether they mean it or not. I think: Be civil. Do not cherish your opinion over my feelings. There's a vanity to candor that isn't really worth it. Be kind. ~ Richard Greenberg
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#566229 - Sun Nov 14 2010 08:29 AM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
TabbyTom Moderator Registered: Wed Oct 17 2001 Posts: 8479 Loc: Hastings Sussex England UK	I got it too. I've been meaning to get a life for some time, but I can't find any on e-Bay or Amazon. _________________________ Dilige et quod vis fac
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#566318 - Sun Nov 14 2010 02:19 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
guitargoddess Moderator Registered: Mon Jul 09 2007 Posts: 41461 Loc: Ottawa Ontario Canada	I don't get it... But I already know I don't have a life. _________________________ Editor: Television and Animals
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#566324 - Sun Nov 14 2010 02:37 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
surdoux Enthusiast Registered: Wed Feb 17 2010 Posts: 294 Loc: Nottinghamshire England UK	Unfortunately, I'm sad enough to understand it, I really wish I wasn't. _________________________ I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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#566339 - Sun Nov 14 2010 03:10 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
mhenson400 Participant Registered: Tue Jun 22 2010 Posts: 34 Loc: St Louis Missouri USA	Took me a minute, or 74 seconds. I had a life, not sure what I did with it.
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#566372 - Sun Nov 14 2010 06:01 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
LillianRock Participant Registered: Tue Dec 08 2009 Posts: 20 Loc: Lillian Rock NSW Australia	If getting the joke implies the want of a life. What does it say about the person that posted it?
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#567565 - Wed Nov 17 2010 01:48 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
reeshy Mainstay Registered: Tue Aug 11 2009 Posts: 741 Loc: Glasgow Scotland UK	I know what it refers to, but I wouldn't know if it was true or anything _________________________ Richard
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#567577 - Wed Nov 17 2010 02:26 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
lesley153 Mainstay Registered: Fri Sep 07 2007 Posts: 737 Loc: Bedford England UK	Originally Posted By: LillianRock If getting the joke implies the want of a life. What does it say about the person that posted it? I hadn't thought of that! _________________________ I appreciate people who are civil, whether they mean it or not. I think: Be civil. Do not cherish your opinion over my feelings. There's a vanity to candor that isn't really worth it. Be kind. ~ Richard Greenberg
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#568034 - Thu Nov 18 2010 01:46 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
dg_dave Champion Poster Registered: Sun Oct 05 2003 Posts: 24575 Loc: near Stafford, Virginia USA	I think if you get the joke, you know more than you let on to know...but that's just me! _________________________ The way to get things done is NOT to mind who gets the credit for doing them. --Benjamin Jowett No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. --Eleanor Roosevelt The day we lose our will to fight is the day we lose our freedom.
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#568055 - Thu Nov 18 2010 02:47 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
Anton Mainstay Registered: Sat May 03 2008 Posts: 926 Loc: California USA	Originally Posted By: dg_dave I think if you get the joke, you know more than you let on to know...but that's just me! Of course. There are a lot of things I know that I will never admit to. Knowledge is power, you know. Edited by AntonLaVey (Thu Nov 18 2010 02:48 PM)
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#625039 - Fri May 13 2011 05:43 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
busdriver850 Learning the ropes... Registered: Fri May 13 2011 Posts: 3 Loc: Saint John NewBrunswick Canada	Over my head. lol _________________________ Rock N Roll All Night Party Every Day !!!!!
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#625305 - Sat May 14 2011 12:30 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
LadyCaitriona Forum Champion Registered: Thu Feb 08 2001 Posts: 5985 Loc: Ottawa Ontario Canada	Got it, and laughed like a looney. _________________________ Chan fhiach cuirm gun a comhradh. A feast is no use without good talk.
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#625311 - Sat May 14 2011 01:04 PM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
gillimalta Forum Adept Registered: Sat Apr 05 2008 Posts: 142 Loc: Ruthin, North Wales	I sort of got it. I sort of have a life, too. Reminds me of my brother's favourite joke which has some people laughing like drains and others completely non-plussed: There are only 10 types of people in the world — those who understand binary, and those who don't. (I'll get my coat!) _________________________ Just Alassin Sane...
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#625538 - Sun May 15 2011 07:12 AM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
DanielPoulson Mainstay Registered: Fri Oct 26 2007 Posts: 526 Loc: Essex UK	I loved this joke and, I have to say, Gillimalta's is one of my favourites - it's just a shame that these only work in text and you can't really tell them out loud:P _________________________ "The capacity to care is what gives life its most deepest [sic] significance" - Pablo Casals
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#625551 - Sun May 15 2011 08:21 AM Re: If you get this joke you should maybe get a life
ren33 Moderator Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 12593 Loc: Kowloon Tong Hong Kong	There are only 10 types of people in the world — those who understand binary, and those who don't Oh! Ha ha! Yes I actually got that one! Miraculous. _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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