A man walked into a restaurant and asked the waiter what the Special was.

The waiter replied "Ox tongue, sir."

The man said "Yuk! I am not going to eat something that comes from an animal's mouth. I might just have an egg."
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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it.

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