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#597871 - Mon Feb 21 2011 10:54 AM jokes
johncena96 Participant Registered: Mon Feb 21 2011 Posts: 12 Loc: Derby Derbyshire England UK	This topics is about jokes! Tell us some of your funniest jokes so we can tell them to other people! Edited by johncena96 (Mon Feb 28 2011 11:08 AM) Edit Reason: I forgot to add a icon _________________________ johncena96
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#597874 - Mon Feb 21 2011 11:04 AM Re: jokes
johncena96 Participant Registered: Mon Feb 21 2011 Posts: 12 Loc: Derby Derbyshire England UK	What do you get if you mix a puffle and some chocolate? Truffles! _________________________ johncena96
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#597997 - Mon Feb 21 2011 08:43 PM Re: jokes
tezza1551 Enthusiast Registered: Tue Feb 05 2008 Posts: 439 Loc: Western Australia	What is a puffle ? _________________________ “Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming ... WOW! What a ride!”
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#598030 - Tue Feb 22 2011 05:59 AM Re: jokes
ren33 Moderator Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 12593 Loc: Kowloon Tong Hong Kong	Sorry, I dont see the joke at all. _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#598052 - Tue Feb 22 2011 07:26 AM Re: jokes
tezza1551 Enthusiast Registered: Tue Feb 05 2008 Posts: 439 Loc: Western Australia	Oh thank heavens, Ren.. thought it might have been some US or UK term I wasn't familiar with. But if you didn't get it either.... _________________________ “Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming ... WOW! What a ride!”
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#598105 - Tue Feb 22 2011 11:28 AM Re: jokes
Bruyere Star Poster Registered: Sat Feb 10 2001 Posts: 18899 Loc: California USA	Puffles are a pet on a popular game with penguins that is online. I only know this from having nine year olds around me. _________________________ I was born under a wandering star.
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#598210 - Tue Feb 22 2011 03:43 PM Re: jokes
ren33 Moderator Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 12593 Loc: Kowloon Tong Hong Kong	So why do you get a truffle if you mix a penguin with chocolate? _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#598308 - Tue Feb 22 2011 08:34 PM Re: jokes
Bruyere Star Poster Registered: Sat Feb 10 2001 Posts: 18899 Loc: California USA	Let's say that the average age of the website is probably seven or eight years old. it's the equivalent of knock knock,banana cream pie. _________________________ I was born under a wandering star.
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#598322 - Tue Feb 22 2011 10:13 PM Re: jokes
ren33 Moderator Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 12593 Loc: Kowloon Tong Hong Kong	You lost me again, Heather...! _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#599054 - Fri Feb 25 2011 07:15 AM Re: jokes
johncena96 Participant Registered: Mon Feb 21 2011 Posts: 12 Loc: Derby Derbyshire England UK	ba puffle is on club penguin.Here is the joke there are those chocolates called truffles right?So if you get the end of puffle which is uffle . _________________________ johncena96
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#599057 - Fri Feb 25 2011 07:53 AM Re: jokes
tezza1551 Enthusiast Registered: Tue Feb 05 2008 Posts: 439 Loc: Western Australia	Nope.. still don't get it. Sorry. _________________________ “Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming ... WOW! What a ride!”
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#599205 - Fri Feb 25 2011 05:09 PM Re: jokes
ren33 Moderator Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 12593 Loc: Kowloon Tong Hong Kong	Glad you are here Tezza! I tried really hard. _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#599270 - Sat Feb 26 2011 12:14 AM Re: jokes
Rimrunner Participant Registered: Sun Jan 30 2011 Posts: 41 Loc: South Africa	This thread deserves this one: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot, cross, bunnies! I have my earplugs in, so groan all you like! _________________________ It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you.
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#599272 - Sat Feb 26 2011 12:16 AM Re: jokes
ozzz2002 Moderator Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001 Posts: 20907 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	Quote: I have my earplugs in... I hope they are the heavy-duty type. _________________________ The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it. Ex-Editor, Hobbies and Sports, and Forum Moderator
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#599999 - Mon Feb 28 2011 11:07 AM Re: jokes
johncena96 Participant Registered: Mon Feb 21 2011 Posts: 12 Loc: Derby Derbyshire England UK	I don't know of this one is quite Funny. Knock Knock Who's There? Isabelle Isabelle Who? Is a bell neccesary on a bicycle?7 _________________________ johncena96
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#600048 - Mon Feb 28 2011 01:43 PM Re: jokes
mehaul Forum Champion Registered: Wed Feb 03 2010 Posts: 6516 Loc: Florida USA	I would say yes and that most governments require a noise maker of some sort to alert folks when you are approaching from the rear on sidewalks. And, don't forget your helmet, though it appears to be too late for that warning (he he he). _________________________ If you aren't seeing Heaven while you dream, you're doing something wrong. Dreams allow escape from the passage of Time. The ultimate activity is the Dream.
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#600828 - Wed Mar 02 2011 04:10 AM Re: jokes
srini701 Star Poster Registered: Wed Jan 04 2006 Posts: 11527 Loc: Hyderabad, India	Some more groaners then... Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!! Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken !! Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the raccoon it could be done !! Question: What has 4 wheels and flies? Ans: garbage truck! Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? A: He's all-right now! _________________________ "This too shall pass"
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#600912 - Wed Mar 02 2011 10:49 AM Re: jokes
mehaul Forum Champion Registered: Wed Feb 03 2010 Posts: 6516 Loc: Florida USA	On the full reply screen there is a button you can use to hide the answers and then let the reader decide when to reveal the answer. It is the Click to reveal.. s with the angled slash through it button for spoiler hiding. It is perfectly suited to the joke genre of texting. _________________________ If you aren't seeing Heaven while you dream, you're doing something wrong. Dreams allow escape from the passage of Time. The ultimate activity is the Dream.
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#600942 - Wed Mar 02 2011 11:45 AM Re: jokes
LeoDaVinci Moderator Registered: Fri Mar 23 2001 Posts: 12578 Loc: Ontario Canada	Why did the chicken cross the road? Click to reveal.. To get away from Leo who was trying out this spoiler button feature he didn't previously know about! _________________________ "La divina podestate, la somma sapienza e 'l primo amore." -------------------- Editor/Moderator/Awesome Guy
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#600977 - Wed Mar 02 2011 12:42 PM Re: jokes
johncena96 Participant Registered: Mon Feb 21 2011 Posts: 12 Loc: Derby Derbyshire England UK	Ok here is one... Why did the cow cross the road Click to reveal.. he wanted to go to the moooooooovies _________________________ johncena96
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#600996 - Wed Mar 02 2011 01:25 PM Re: jokes
mehaul Forum Champion Registered: Wed Feb 03 2010 Posts: 6516 Loc: Florida USA	The spoiler should say Click to reveal.. "Yikes, my miiiiiiiiiind!" Edited by mehaul (Wed Mar 02 2011 01:25 PM) _________________________ If you aren't seeing Heaven while you dream, you're doing something wrong. Dreams allow escape from the passage of Time. The ultimate activity is the Dream.
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#602521 - Sun Mar 06 2011 12:21 PM Re: jokes
johncena96 Participant Registered: Mon Feb 21 2011 Posts: 12 Loc: Derby Derbyshire England UK	methaul it was only a joke i read from 'The Ha Ha Joke Book' _________________________ johncena96
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#602527 - Sun Mar 06 2011 01:26 PM Re: jokes
mehaul Forum Champion Registered: Wed Feb 03 2010 Posts: 6516 Loc: Florida USA	There was an Old Lady who lived in a shoe. She went through life wondering why no one would eat her peanut butter and jam. _________________________ If you aren't seeing Heaven while you dream, you're doing something wrong. Dreams allow escape from the passage of Time. The ultimate activity is the Dream.
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#602938 - Mon Mar 07 2011 05:11 PM Re: jokes
mehaul Forum Champion Registered: Wed Feb 03 2010 Posts: 6516 Loc: Florida USA	__HGARDENH__ Click to reveal.. Garden H edging; garden hedging _________________________ If you aren't seeing Heaven while you dream, you're doing something wrong. Dreams allow escape from the passage of Time. The ultimate activity is the Dream.
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#602939 - Mon Mar 07 2011 05:12 PM Re: jokes
mehaul Forum Champion Registered: Wed Feb 03 2010 Posts: 6516 Loc: Florida USA	__HHOGH__ Click to reveal.. hedgehog _________________________ If you aren't seeing Heaven while you dream, you're doing something wrong. Dreams allow escape from the passage of Time. The ultimate activity is the Dream.
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