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#597871 - Mon Feb 21 2011 10:54 AM jokes
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This topics is about jokes! Tell us some of your funniest jokes so we can tell them to other people!


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Edit Reason: I forgot to add a icon
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#597874 - Mon Feb 21 2011 11:04 AM Re: jokes
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What do you get if you mix a puffle and some chocolate?


Truffles!
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#597997 - Mon Feb 21 2011 08:43 PM Re: jokes
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What is a puffle ?
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#598030 - Tue Feb 22 2011 05:59 AM Re: jokes
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Sorry, I dont see the joke at all.
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#598052 - Tue Feb 22 2011 07:26 AM Re: jokes
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Oh thank heavens, Ren.. thought it might have been some US or UK term I wasn't familiar with. But if you didn't get it either....
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#598105 - Tue Feb 22 2011 11:28 AM Re: jokes
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Puffles are a pet on a popular game with penguins that is online. I only know this from having nine year olds around me.
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#598210 - Tue Feb 22 2011 03:43 PM Re: jokes
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So why do you get a truffle if you mix a penguin with chocolate?
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#598308 - Tue Feb 22 2011 08:34 PM Re: jokes
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Let's say that the average age of the website is probably seven or eight years old. it's the equivalent of knock knock,banana cream pie.
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#598322 - Tue Feb 22 2011 10:13 PM Re: jokes
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You lost me again, Heather...!
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#599054 - Fri Feb 25 2011 07:15 AM Re: jokes
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ba puffle is on club penguin.Here is the joke there are those chocolates called truffles right?So if you get the end of puffle which is uffle .
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#599057 - Fri Feb 25 2011 07:53 AM Re: jokes
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Nope.. still don't get it. Sorry.
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#599205 - Fri Feb 25 2011 05:09 PM Re: jokes
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Glad you are here Tezza! I tried really hard.
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#599270 - Sat Feb 26 2011 12:14 AM Re: jokes
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This thread *deserves* this one:

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?






Hot, cross, bunnies!

I have my earplugs in, so groan all you like!
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#599272 - Sat Feb 26 2011 12:16 AM Re: jokes
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I have my earplugs in...

I hope they are the heavy-duty type. smile
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#599999 - Mon Feb 28 2011 11:07 AM Re: jokes
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I don't know of this one is quite Funny.


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Isabelle


Isabelle Who?


Is a bell neccesary on a bicycle?7
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#600048 - Mon Feb 28 2011 01:43 PM Re: jokes
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I would say yes and that most governments require a noise maker of some sort to alert folks when you are approaching from the rear on sidewalks. And, don't forget your helmet, though it appears to be too late for that warning (he he he).
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#600828 - Wed Mar 02 2011 04:10 AM Re: jokes
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Some more groaners then...

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!


Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken !!


Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the raccoon it could be done !!


Question: What has 4 wheels and flies?

Ans: garbage truck!


Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
A: He's all-right now!
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#600912 - Wed Mar 02 2011 10:49 AM Re: jokes
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On the full reply screen there is a button you can use to hide the answers and then let the reader decide when to reveal the answer. It is the
Click to reveal..
s with the angled slash through it button for spoiler hiding.
It is perfectly suited to the joke genre of texting.
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#600942 - Wed Mar 02 2011 11:45 AM Re: jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Click to reveal..
To get away from Leo who was trying out this spoiler button feature he didn't previously know about!
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#600977 - Wed Mar 02 2011 12:42 PM Re: jokes
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Ok here is one...

Why did the cow cross the road

Click to reveal..
he wanted to go to the moooooooovies
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#600996 - Wed Mar 02 2011 01:25 PM Re: jokes
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The spoiler should say
Click to reveal..
"Yikes, my miiiiiiiiiind!"


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#602521 - Sun Mar 06 2011 12:21 PM Re: jokes
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methaul it was only a joke i read from 'The Ha Ha Joke Book'
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#602527 - Sun Mar 06 2011 01:26 PM Re: jokes
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There was an Old Lady who lived in a shoe. She went through life wondering why no one would eat her peanut butter and jam.
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#602938 - Mon Mar 07 2011 05:11 PM Re: jokes
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Garden H edging; garden hedging
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#602939 - Mon Mar 07 2011 05:12 PM Re: jokes
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hedgehog
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