The check is in the mail, Mama!

As you so succinctly put it, I really did 'shoot myself in the foot' on Friday with my entry, and was overjoyed to see that I actually won....there is justice after all!
Friday was the day from h***. I brought my car to Sears for a new battery Wednesday night and while we were there The Greek had them put on new windshield wipers. Well, the good news is...the battery is super! The bad news is, the cowboy mechanic broke the passenger side wiper arm by forcing the old wiper off with a WWF twist! Now I had a car with one wiper, and another impending snowstorm....'no prob' they tell me Thursday....we'll have it overnight FedEx from Ford. Friday a.m. I arrive---no wiper! They blamed FedEx, but a little voice inside my head tells me that perhaps someone 'forgot' to order it? I now trust my little voice more than ever, as a phone call this morning brought an apology and 'we'll definitely have it overnight for you'! The sun is out today. Tomorrow, Tuesday, it's supposed to rain uncontrollably....either the wiper arrives, or the car with the ready-to-go-now battery can't be driven anywhere!
BL
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If FEDX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FEDUP?