There was a brewers conference attended by brewers from all of the well known breweries around the world. After the conference finished four head brewers from some of the most famous establishments agreed to meet in the hotel bar. The first head brewer walked in and said to the barman 'Give me the King of Beers. The barman passed him a bottle of Bud. The second approached the bar ans said 'Give me the beer that made Milwaukee famous'. The barman gave him a Schlitz. The next one asked for 'The beer that's made from fresh mountain spring water', so he got a Coor's. The fourth brewer, Paddy, walked up to the bar, looked at the other three and ordered a Pepsi. One of the others said 'Paddy, we thought you'd stay true to your drink and order a Guinness'. Paddy replied, 'Well if you three aren't drinking beer, neither will I'.
Reality is an illusion brought about by lack of alcohol
Would the last person to leave the planet please turn off the lights.