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#607579 - Tue Mar 22 2011 04:29 AM One for real ale drinkers
romeomikegolf Multiloquent Registered: Wed Apr 07 2004 Posts: 4875 Loc: Rothwell Northants England UK	There was a brewers conference attended by brewers from all of the well known breweries around the world. After the conference finished four head brewers from some of the most famous establishments agreed to meet in the hotel bar. The first head brewer walked in and said to the barman 'Give me the King of Beers. The barman passed him a bottle of Bud. The second approached the bar ans said 'Give me the beer that made Milwaukee famous'. The barman gave him a Schlitz. The next one asked for 'The beer that's made from fresh mountain spring water', so he got a Coor's. The fourth brewer, Paddy, walked up to the bar, looked at the other three and ordered a Pepsi. One of the others said 'Paddy, we thought you'd stay true to your drink and order a Guinness'. Paddy replied, 'Well if you three aren't drinking beer, neither will I'. _________________________ Reality is an illusion brought about by lack of alcohol Would the last person to leave the planet please turn off the lights.
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#607583 - Tue Mar 22 2011 05:06 AM Re: One for real ale drinkers
ozzz2002 Moderator Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001 Posts: 20907 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	Love it, and hopefully the Americans will, too. _________________________ The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it. Ex-Editor, Hobbies and Sports, and Forum Moderator
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#607850 - Wed Mar 23 2011 01:02 AM Re: One for real ale drinkers
Copago Moderator Registered: Tue May 15 2001 Posts: 14384 Loc: Australia	haha!
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#607895 - Wed Mar 23 2011 06:04 AM Re: One for real ale drinkers
Tizzabelle Multiloquent Registered: Sun Jan 17 2010 Posts: 2507 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	Amen to that _________________________ A platypus lays eggs and produces milk - it can make its own custard
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#626482 - Wed May 18 2011 08:59 AM Re: One for real ale drinkers
ClaraSue Forum Champion Registered: Sun May 18 2003 Posts: 7842 Loc: Arizona USA	Yes indeed! Love it! _________________________ May the tail of the elephant never have to swat the flies from your face.
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#627451 - Sat May 21 2011 11:14 PM Re: One for real ale drinkers
Jakeroo Multiloquent Registered: Sat Aug 30 2008 Posts: 2064 Loc: Alberta Canada	"The hardest part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." - Richard Braunstein _________________________ Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense - Gertrude Stein
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