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#607579 - Tue Mar 22 2011 04:29 AM One for real ale drinkers
romeomikegolf Offline

Registered: Wed Apr 07 2004
Posts: 4875
Loc: Rothwell Northants England UK 
There was a brewers conference attended by brewers from all of the well known breweries around the world. After the conference finished four head brewers from some of the most famous establishments agreed to meet in the hotel bar. The first head brewer walked in and said to the barman 'Give me the King of Beers. The barman passed him a bottle of Bud. The second approached the bar ans said 'Give me the beer that made Milwaukee famous'. The barman gave him a Schlitz. The next one asked for 'The beer that's made from fresh mountain spring water', so he got a Coor's. The fourth brewer, Paddy, walked up to the bar, looked at the other three and ordered a Pepsi. One of the others said 'Paddy, we thought you'd stay true to your drink and order a Guinness'. Paddy replied, 'Well if you three aren't drinking beer, neither will I'.
Reality is an illusion brought about by lack of alcohol

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#607583 - Tue Mar 22 2011 05:06 AM Re: One for real ale drinkers
ozzz2002 Offline

Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001
Posts: 20417
Loc: Sydney
NSW Australia
Love it, and hopefully the Americans will, too. smile
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#607850 - Wed Mar 23 2011 01:02 AM Re: One for real ale drinkers
Copago Offline

Registered: Tue May 15 2001
Posts: 14384
Loc: Australia
haha! grin

#607895 - Wed Mar 23 2011 06:04 AM Re: One for real ale drinkers
Tizzabelle Offline

Registered: Sun Jan 17 2010
Posts: 2507
Loc: Sydney NSW Australia         
Amen to that wink
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#626482 - Wed May 18 2011 08:59 AM Re: One for real ale drinkers
ClaraSue Offline
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Registered: Sun May 18 2003
Posts: 7842
Loc: Arizona USA
Yes indeed! Love it!
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#627451 - Sat May 21 2011 11:14 PM Re: One for real ale drinkers
Jakeroo Offline

Registered: Sat Aug 30 2008
Posts: 2064
Loc: Alberta Canada
"The hardest part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid."
- Richard Braunstein
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense
- Gertrude Stein


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