He laid her on the table so white,
so clean, and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast, and then drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet, all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside, all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms, and then he stuffed the turkey.
May I be the first to wish you a happy thanksgiving!!
Some of you have such dirty minds!!!...LOL