He laid her on the table so white,
so clean, and bare.

His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
he rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast, and then drooling, felt her thigh.
    
The slit was wet, all was set, he gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...he looked inside, all was dark and murky.

He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms, and then he stuffed the turkey.
    
May I be the first to wish you a happy thanksgiving!!

Some of you have such dirty minds!!!...LOL

How to Cook a Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

No problem Mama! Actually ale was shorter than the O word I had picked out. But today I see I've got another dreaded E!

Partsdude, I was just thinking that this is the first week in a long time I didn't have the same letter over and over - little did you know you are what I'm thankful for right now!!!!
Great humorous stuff, Pin and Cellar!!! You guys are great!!!!
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God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.
Jewish proverb

[This message has been edited by Mamaja (edited 11-17-2000).]

Smiley, or BoyScout, or whoever follows me today...Im so sorry, I didn't even think about the 'X' I left you when I posted. If it's acceptable to Sagebrush, please add an 'E' to it, making it 'AXE' instead of 'AX'. (That is, unless you want the 'X'!) lol Again, I apologize.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

BL

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Every Day is the Perfect Day to say Thanks!

I have to challenge Mama's OKRA..

Okra is a tropical plant...

In the early 1600's the black slave trade brought new delicacies to North America as well as South America and the West Indies. Okra came to our South during the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries when slaves from the Gold Coast introduced it as nkrumun. The name never caught on, but okra brought in by slaves from Angola was called ochinggombo, later shortened to ngombo. The Indians of Louisiana discovered okra's thickening abilities and used it in place of file' powder to thicken a stew made of vegetables and seafood which they named" gumbo."

The Choctaws were the first to use it. Sorry...

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"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.".............
Dan Quayle

No problem, Pinhead. That's different from the info I found yesterday, but I can't even find the spot from yesterday now. (I keep it handy for a day, but by now, it's later Friday and I'm ready to shut down.) I think what I had was a teacher's site, and I may have been reading a student submission for all I know! I'll swallow the extra two points!!!
Happy Turking, Baster!!!

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God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.
Jewish proverb

Mama, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..LOL Just something about okra? didn't seem kosher..hehehe. In fact, I like okra;
I like it fried. Am I weird or what. No comments necessary.

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"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.".............
Dan Quayle

Does anyone know if there is a 49th game on??...this one is 48..Sypher say "after game #49.."..

have I overslept again and missed another week?

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If all the worlds wealth were divided between every man, woman & child
presently alive on the planet, we would all have $13 million a piece.
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$13 Million for every single Human....
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Ditto Karma's question, and when do we get a final score on #48???

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God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.
Jewish proverb

Here are the results for game # 48:

Baglady...................2.0 = 11.5
Mamaja...................1.5 = 12.5
PartsDude...............3.0 = 15.0
SageBrush..............2.5 = 15.5
Pinhead...................4.0 = 16.0
CellarDoor..............4.0 = 17.5
karmaloupster........3.0 = 20.5
Boyscout................4.0 = 24.0
Linkay49.................4.0 = 25.0
Fortunata................4.0 = 27.0
Smiley......................4.0 = 29.0

I don't know yet if there will be a game next week. As I promised you people, I have a topic that would be for every player's individual country. It's up to all of you and Sypher, if he responds in time.

Let me know.