This is from the July 2011 of Reader's Digest. It gave me a chuckle and I wanted to share it.

A job applicant was asked, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?"
"Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality--telling what's real from what's not."
"Okay," said the interviewer. "And what about your strengths?"
"I'm Batman."
Chan fhiach cuirm gun a comhradh.
A feast is no use without good talk.