Paddy lost his dog and was distraught! Morag, his wife, suggested that he put an ad in the local paper, which he did.
After two weeks, there was no response at all, so Morag asked him what he wrote in the ad.
Paddy said "Here, Boy!".
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it.
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