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THE MOST VENOMOUS SNAKE IN THE WORLD**
NAME:
"Expecteria Trouserius"
(Trouser Snake)
LOCATION:
Throughout the world
DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly
venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood and
sub-species.
SYMPTOMS:
This snake attacks mainly women in the lower frontal abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump.
Then a severe swelling occurs followed by excruciating pain after
nine months. The attack is not usually fatal.
....It has been known to attack men in the lower posterior section, resulting in an incurable disease
and consequent death.
HABITAT:
Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the
most unusual places.
ANTIDOTE:
Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once
the venom is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure
complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.
***WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED***
TOURNIQUET:
Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom is too deep in the
body to be affected.
CUTTING THE WOUND:
This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the initial bleeding will stop after a few weeks
anyhow.
CONCLUSION:
This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin and when
treated with the right kind of respect, makes a wonderful pet.
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"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.".............
Dan Quayle
[This message has been edited by Pinhead (edited 12-13-2000).]