That looks good!

I take it you are not planning any holidays in the land down under anytime soon, floppsy?.
Just remember, Australians are well-balanced people: A chip on either shoulder.

(Of course that does NOT apply to any of the absolutely wonderful Aussie editors on this site.)

Been there, done that, escaped!

I'm off to lock the doors.. no more Poms allowed in here unless their nice to us. You can keep your warm beer and rotten rugger players

You mean you don't want any of the *magnificent* Welsh rugby team?

You probably shouldn't have mentioned rugby. I believe quite a few visitors will be passing through on their way to New Zealand in the next 32 days, 11 hours, 30 minutes and 10 seconds (according to the countdown clock). Many of them will have long enough memories to mention the name Jonny Wilkinson on their way through.

Jonny Wilkinson, ah, good looking as well as a brilliant sportsman who, if I remember correctly, was given an OBE in 2003 by The Queen for helping the English team win a certain cup.

And he helped the English beat Jonnowales's "*magnificent* Welsh rugby team" yesterday so be afraid, Tizzabelle, be very afraid!

I'm not afraid. I think the ARU's trophy cabinet is empty so we've nothing left to lose.

Oh woe! I just heard on the radio that the Wallabies team for the Rugby WC hasn't yet been finalised. Now I'm afraid. I'll have a new mantra for a while "it's only a game... it's only a game.."

I was fortunate enough to be able to run an eye over Scotland and Ireland when they met in Edinburgh at the weekend, and as a result of which I can confidently predict that the World Cup will be won by neither of them.
I reckon that a team that normally plays in black will be hard to beat (and I'm not talking about England's new strip).