I say it's time for a wet noodle. Fifty lashes!!!
Seriously, Purple fan, I remember you from when I was just a little mama, and I haven't seen you in ages. Welcome back, or hello, or whatever's appropriate, but it's sure good to see you again!!!
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Sieze the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
Erma Bombeck