Lonely Heart - For two days our paths crossed on the Mixed Something for Everyone Game from 2PM FT Time. You took something of mine, my heart. Looking to get it back or take yours in exchange...
... like the moon kissing my cheek came a sting from the frigid evening air. Call me.

Cord Would - Stact 1/2 cords. The best would that has had its center removed on the market. Grades: Easy, Soft, Medium, Tough, Hard and Difficult. Cord apples available in season.

Question: Who checks the spell checkers?

For the Funambulist learning the ropes: like new balancing pole. Also available: balancing umbrellas from a Texas overstock (name your price)

Team names! Not all critters get picked as a team mascot. We can let these go cheap. Sample our stock: Cottonmouths, Squidmamas, JellyFish for Brains, Guanomakers Supreme and Stepped on Ants to name a few. Contact us for team logo images as well.

SMART Maps Learn the location of all the smart arses. find out where you can be away from the know-it-alls. Updated daily

Massage Service - we watch the result pages and pick out your best effort. Then each day we send a PM stroking your genius. Suitable as a present. Gift Certificates available. End of Month Final Standing provided at extra cost. No tipping please. All Masseurs are State Certified Compos Mentis.

Notice: The new thread that was going to be started Friday has been moved to another site. Not the old one, the new one.

Help Wanted- Need Large Hadrons to take part in important experiment. No educational requirements, will train. Qualified candidates sent on travel vacation. Get in on the underground floor.

For Sale: Lots and lots of very little things. Most of no consequence at all. Trivial things you might say. Have the fun browsing. Practise the haggle, we don't mind.

Want this? - One wisdom-challenged wife, Blond, but that can be changed. Take her or will swap for one that knows something or a good set of Encyclopedias or filled-in crossword puzzle books.

For Sale -Cheap ! One slightly opaque Crystal Ball, can only be seen into by a select few Magicians with way more time on their hands than most of us.
Used to have a matched pair , however, one must have found itself redundant, and didn't like what it saw.

To good home - Customized computer desk - has all the tough trivia answers carved into the woodwork.

FFF - Freedom From Funambulating - Seven step program to get you off the wire - one step at a time - we use safety nets - meetings: Thurs @ telephone pole #3914 on the edge of town.

Tix: to Weds, Thurs, Fri Knockout. Thought I'd get there but couldn't make it.

Danger High Voltage Decals- Needed to keep my fingers out of the cases. Made mistake in order qty. Need some?

Seldom Available: Cubits - not bits, bytes, kilo-, mega- or terra-bits but the real old measure standard. They're selling fast. Cubits! Hurry

Free Pencil Sharpener Shavings - Make excellent pressed particle/fiberboard sheets for the true scale miniature doll house contractor.

Earn BIG $$$ - sell subscriptions to on-line magazines door to door.

Help - Stuck on a feeling. Need feeling softener ASAP.

Looking for: Seesaw partner. I'm spent running end to end to keep seesawing. Would like to try if someone on other end makes it easier.

Wanted - List of Shirley Temple Black accomplishments to use in a popular trivia site quiz. Will trade my list of phobias to right party. No, not a list of parties I'm afraid of. A list of .. oh, just call.

Out of work, recent political science graduate looking for graft payments to start career off right.

Great for Golf - Erasable graphite writing implements with self contained gum graphite remover.

Great Deal - Original printer error copy of "A Tale of Two Cities" printed upside down and backwards. A steal at any price.