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#662346 - Wed Oct 19 2011 07:08 PM Young Love
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A 14-year-old teenager wanted to impress his brand new girlfriend. When he was studying in the library, he noticed a book called 'How to Kiss'. He snuck up to the front desk, blushing profusely, and borrowed it.

He raced home, opened up to Page 1, and discovered that he had borrowed Volume 5 of the Encyclopedia Britannica.
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#662391 - Wed Oct 19 2011 10:53 PM Re: Young Love
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He should have grabbed vol. 7, Learn to Pucker.
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#663124 - Mon Oct 24 2011 06:37 AM Re: Young Love
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I had to read that three times before I got it. Very good. ;D
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#663150 - Mon Oct 24 2011 10:42 AM Re: Young Love
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Vol. 2: Begin to Cuddle

Vol. 4: Friend to Hold

And best to read vol. 9: Talk to Women

All compliments should go to the post that started it. It was worthy of imitation.


Edited by mehaul (Tue Oct 25 2011 09:00 PM)
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#664420 - Sun Oct 30 2011 11:44 AM Re: Young Love
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Hahaha....it is very funny...

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#671178 - Thu Dec 01 2011 09:42 AM Re: Young Love
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LOL....

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