A 14-year-old teenager wanted to impress his brand new girlfriend. When he was studying in the library, he noticed a book called 'How to Kiss'. He snuck up to the front desk, blushing profusely, and borrowed it.
He raced home, opened up to Page 1, and discovered that he had borrowed Volume 5 of the Encyclopedia Britannica.
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it.
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