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#671834 - Tue Dec 06 2011 08:50 AM How to wash a Cat
sue943 Offline
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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Signed, Yours sincerely

The Dog
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#671961 - Tue Dec 06 2011 09:41 PM Re: How to wash a Cat
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The dog has a great idea, but will it work? wink
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#673092 - Tue Dec 13 2011 05:45 AM Re: How to wash a Cat
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LOL smile I loved the signature at the end smile
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#673688 - Thu Dec 15 2011 06:27 PM Re: How to wash a Cat
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Funny stuff. It reminded me of a site I saw recently: http://monkeywashingcat.com/
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#677978 - Wed Jan 04 2012 04:42 AM Re: How to wash a Cat
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*Wipes tears off cheeks* ROFL!
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