Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.

Don't worry, it's not used any more.

Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.

Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what I'm doing.

Yes of course the elastic is strong enough.

I wonder what happens if these two wires touch.

I thought it tasted rather strange.

Well "I've" never seen one that big.

You have driven this before, haven't you?

And that one over there, the red flashing one, what does that mean?

I've never had one of these fail to open before.

Are you sure they don't mind you taking their honey?

It's ok, I saw them do it on TV.

You all knew this one was coming.....

"Here, hold my beer...."

Let's see what this baby can do.

My mom's at the mall, go ahead.

That was our turn back there...

I can still fit into my high school jeans.

It's peacetime, let's enlist.

Most famous last words:::
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control..."

We can cut this root.

You learned your knots where?

So, then I said...

Me (not a last word, just keeping me posted)

(He He) Edit to add this one (teehee): No FT editor, YOU are the one that is wrong.

lol this one's a classic:

What could possibly go wrong?

On the slopes:
"What did those double black diamonds on that sign mean, I wonder. Whoa...."

In the banker's office:
"Sign where? Here?..."

I did what I could.

Wait a minute…

Oh God, here I go!

Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you.

Can you get a shot of this gun?

I'll try anything once.

Fugu,i know to prepare it.

You only live once.

At the Zoo:
"No, really. Alligators are friendly. You just have to know how to pet them. Watch..."

lol here's another one:

Don't worry, I've done it a million times!

In the face of an electronic device's Hazard Warning label:
"It's just a legal requirement for them to put that ther..."

From the Lone Ranger at the railroad tracks with a train approaching:
"I've seen Tonto do this all the time to tell if a train's coming. I've been wanting to find out what he hears and now that a train's coming I can put my ear to the tracks and hear what it is he..."

Iceberg, we don't worry about those.

"Rat poison only kills rats!"

Was it cut the red or blue wire?

I wonder if we can come up with the shortest "Famous Last Words Before". Mine is:

Watch this.

C

Nicole Brown Simpson: Don't bother getting OJ gloves for Christmas, his hands are too big and barely fit the custom pair I got him.

Mr Borden to Mrs Borden:
"Now Ma, Lizzie ain't all that pretty. She might end up all spinster like. Then she'll need to know how to chop her own wood. The practice will do her good."

The Ugly Witch to Gretel:
"Hansel's right. This is a custom oven. I got it so's I could fit these whole sized logs in. Watch."

D.B. Cooper:
"Why won't this rip chord pull out?"

Luca Brasi:
"Yes, I do know how to swim and but what benefit would I get from sleeping with fishes while I'm in the water?"

oh oh

I can outrun that cheetah.

Just give me a little push to get started....

david1975-I just read your entry and for a second,
thought that the Go Jets Go,was part of the Famous
Last Words,-Sorry

Marie Antoinette:
"Let me rephrase that cake thing..."

Amelia Earhart:
"Damn female navigators."

Archimedes:
"Eureka! Nuclear Fusio..."

Yogi Bear:
"Pic-a-nic baskets from da circus taste just as good as pic-a-nic baskets from the tourists, Boo boo. And I should know, I'm smarter than your av-er-age bear"

Ben Hur:
"I hope Stewart Granger plays me in the movie."

Rapunzel:
"Okay, I'll let down my hair and you climb up."

Ug, the caveman:
"Fire warm. Fire good. Fire, ouch, aaaaah!"

Chocoholic:

"I'll just eat one..."

FT Cheaters:
"They'll never catch me."

Did you hear about the two guys walking through the jungle when they heard a lion's roar getting closer and closer? Bob stopped and started putting on the running shoes he took from his bag. Barry started laughing hysterically and said, "Mate, I don't think those running shoes will help you outrun a lion". As he started off, Bob looked back and replied "The lion isn't the one I have to outrun".

I wonder if Mel Gibson had that joke in mind when he made that movie about ancient Mexico. Appocalypto.