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#686621 - Thu Feb 02 2012 10:00 PM A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...........
Tori_2s Offline
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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde go into a bar.

The brunette tells the bartender she would like a M L. The bartender puzzles about the request and finally asks, "What is an M L? The brunette replies, "A Miller Lite duh"!

The redhead tells the bartender she would like a B L. The bartender puzzles about the request and answers,"You want a Bud Lite"! The redhead looks at him and says, "duh".

The blonde tells the bartender she would like a 15. The bartender puzzles about the request and just can't figure it out and asks the blonde what a 15 is. The blonde replies, "A seven & seven duh"! crazy
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#687395 - Sun Feb 05 2012 05:12 PM Re: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...........
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"A seven & seven duh"!

I don't get it - must be a "regional" (USA) joke.

I am assuming one of the 7's refers to 7-UP but what is the other 7?
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#687399 - Sun Feb 05 2012 05:18 PM Re: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...........
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I had heard of the drink but was in the same boat as you, MG.

Wiki tells me this
Quote:
A 7 and 7 is a mixed alcoholic drink containing Seagram's Seven Crown Blended Whisky and 7-Up. It is similar to the popular rum and Coke.
so now we both know! smile Cheers...
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#687591 - Mon Feb 06 2012 06:38 AM Re: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...........
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Glad I wasn't alone in not getting it !
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#687625 - Mon Feb 06 2012 10:24 AM Re: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...........
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Commonly known as a rye and seven.
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#687718 - Mon Feb 06 2012 04:40 PM Re: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...........
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Rum and Coke is nothing like it except for the number of words in the name. It is more like Ginger Ale with a kick. (Or at least that's what I'm told. Don't touch the stuff myse-hic-lf.)
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#687721 - Mon Feb 06 2012 05:02 PM Re: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...........
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No, rye and seven is rye and seven-up. Rum and coke and ginger ale with a kick are completely different.
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#687732 - Mon Feb 06 2012 07:03 PM Re: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...........
mehaul Offline
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You didn't make the Rum and Coke remark, I made my input to the Wiki quote made by ozzz2002. Rye and seven and ginger ale with a shot of whiskey couldn't be any closer to each other.


Edited by mehaul (Mon Feb 06 2012 07:07 PM)
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#691267 - Fri Feb 17 2012 11:19 PM Re: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...........
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I love bar jokes. Here are two of my favourites:

Q. What did the bartender say when a horse walked into the bar?

A. Why the long face?

I won't include the second because it will probably get edited out.
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#691284 - Fri Feb 17 2012 11:54 PM Re: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...........
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