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#693746 - Fri Feb 24 2012 03:27 PM The recession
LeoDaVinci Offline
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Posts: 11690
Loc: Ontario Canada
I just got this in the mail. It made me smile, so I figured I'd share it with you:

The recession has hit everybody really hard...
  • My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  • CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
  • I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
  • If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
  • My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
  • A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
  • A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    And, finally...
  • I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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#693759 - Fri Feb 24 2012 03:42 PM Re: The recession
dg_dave Offline
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Registered: Sun Oct 05 2003
Posts: 23934
Loc: near Stafford, Virginia
  • A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
  • McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
  • The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
  • When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
  • A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
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#693782 - Fri Feb 24 2012 05:37 PM Re: The recession
mehaul Offline
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Registered: Wed Feb 03 2010
Posts: 6516
Loc: Florida USA
The USA rejected a Canadian gas pipeline. I mean, have you smelled the gas after they've eaten that poutine stuff? Can you blame us?
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