Everyone at work is out to lunch and I felt like singing - so I have revived this poor old thread!

(clearing throat)*ahem*
(tap microphone) (feedback)
*Ahh, shell, could you hold my drink?
Wait, I can finish it now
(finishing drink in one breath....)

(music starts) *ahem* *ahem*

Manchester England, England...
...across the atlantic SEEEEEEAA!
and I'M a genius GENIUS!
I believe in GOD
and I believe that GOD believes in CLAUDE - THAT'S ME!

Cahooper bukaski
fine datis groovy to hidinamoby
pretend his fellini and dadadaoni
and also his country man someone or other
all rolled into one,
unahooper bukaski

(TRANSLATION:
Claude Hooper Bukowski,
finds that it groovy to hide in a movie,
pretends he's Fellini and Antonioni
and also his countryman Roman Polanski
all rolled into one,
one Claude Hooper Bukowski....)