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#781144 - Fri Mar 23 2012 07:02 PM Irish joke
ozzz2002 Offline

Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001
Posts: 20786
Loc: Sydney
NSW Australia
Mick and Paddy were walking through the forest when they say a sign reading TREE FELLERS WANTED.

Paddy turned to Mick and said "It is a pity that Seamus is not with us- we could have got that job!".
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#781146 - Fri Mar 23 2012 07:50 PM Re: Irish joke
ren33 Offline

Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999
Posts: 12576
Loc: Kowloon Tong  Hong Kong      
Hahaha I really laughed aloud at that one
Why is it the simple ones are so funny?!
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#797728 - Mon May 28 2012 01:11 PM Re: Irish joke
bitterlyold Offline
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Registered: Sat Oct 15 2011
Posts: 122
Loc: Arkansas USA
Once I read it aloud, I hollered. Good one!

#805616 - Sun Jul 01 2012 01:27 AM Re: Irish joke
izzy50 Offline
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Registered: Tue Jul 28 2009
Posts: 2
Loc: Stirlingshire Scotland UK
i came home from work yesterday and my wife had left a note on top of the tv,,not working ,im leaving ,,,,
i switched the tv on and its working fine,,

#805620 - Sun Jul 01 2012 02:08 AM Re: Irish joke
Mariamir Offline

Registered: Wed Feb 29 2012
Posts: 4258
Loc: Ontario Canada
Reilly is walking through a graveyard when he comes across a headstone with the inscription "Here lies a politician and an honest man."

'Faith now,' exclaims Reilly, 'I wonder how they got the two of them in one grave."
Secret, shall I tell you? Quiz author at FunTrivia am I. Won this job in a raffle I did, think you?


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