THINGS I LEARNED AT SCHOOL:

I will not trade pants with others.

No one wants to hear my armpits.

The Boys room is not a water park.

I will not conduct my own fire drills.

A burp is not an answer.

I will not eat things for money.

I will finish what I sta...

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