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#792764 - Tue May 08 2012 04:24 PM Nun Joke
ren33 Offline

Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999
Posts: 12550
Loc: Kowloon Tong  Hong Kong      
Sister Mary took up her vows & entered a convent. Before entering she was met by the Mother Superior who told her that the Order was a silent one, and that she would only be allowed to speak once she had earned the right to do so.

For five years Sister Mary remained silent and then one day the Mother Superior said to her "As you have succeeded in remaining silent for 5 years you have earned the right to speak, but you are only allowed 2 words so choose carefully".

Sister Mary thought for a few moments then said, "Hard bed"

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Mother Superior said, "We will get you a softer bed."

After another 5 years, Sister Mary was called by the Mother Superior. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary".

"Cold food" said Sister Mary, and the Mother Superior assured her that the food would be hotter in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the Nunnery, the Mother Superior again called Sister Mary into her office. "You may say two words today"

"I quit", said Sister Mary.

'It's probably for the best', said the Mother Superior , 'You've done damn all but moan since you've been here.'
Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.

#793079 - Wed May 09 2012 04:20 PM Re: Nun Joke
underscored Offline
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Registered: Sun Jan 08 2012
Posts: 101
Loc: Bendigo Victoria Australia   
'nother nun joke
more like a nun observation - This friend of mine told me the other day that he saw a nun riding one of those gophers down the road and since then has not been able to get the idea of "virgin mobile" out of his mind.
I haven't finished yet........

#793136 - Wed May 09 2012 06:01 PM Re: Nun Joke
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Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001
Posts: 20628
Loc: Sydney
NSW Australia
Sounds like it is virgin on the ridiculous to me...
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it.

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#797722 - Mon May 28 2012 12:05 PM Re: Nun Joke
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Registered: Sat Oct 15 2011
Posts: 122
Loc: Arkansas USA
During Lent, what is the only meat a priest can eat?


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