At 101 years of age, Agnes knew that her end was near. She had been a professional comedian for 54 years but now she was dying so she asked the hospital staff to summon her only living relative - her granddaughter. When the granddaughter arrived she too could see that Agnes was close to death. Agnes asked her to come close, then whispered in her ear "I am leaving you everything I own, including my farm. That includes the villa, the tractors and other equipment, the farmhouse, the orchards and $22,298,750 in cash." "Wow Granny" exclaimed her granddaughter, I didn't realise you were so rich - but where is the farm?"
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With her very last breath Agnes replied "on Facebook"
Edited by sue943 (Sun Aug 19 2012 09:28 AM)
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Many a child has been spoiled because you can't spank a Grandma!