This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling.
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Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who is a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, “We don’t serve your kind in here.” One of the yogurt cartons says to him, “Why not? We’re cultured individuals.”
A nonrenewable natural resource walks in to a bar and orders a tall glass of whiskey.
The bar tender says "sorry friend, I cant serve YOU; you have been getting wasted all day long!"
I was born under a wandering star.