Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
Carlisle: In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved.
Danville: All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Morrisville: It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.
Newtown: Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.
Ridley Park: You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
Tarentum: Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.
[Again, these are just my favorites from ahajokes.com.]
(1) Young I may be, but even young people are entitled to their opinions.
(2)Attempting to silence me doesn't hurt me, but the silencer.
(3) I must remain true to myself.