Got a new one

This evening was talking to Mom, who was on her way to look at phones. Did I want to come with, or did I want her to just pick out something? [It must be noted that she has a sense of humor that most would find strange.]
Me: I trust you.
Mom: Maybe you shouldn’t.
Me: You’ve known me long enough to know what I need.
Later, she stopped by with the phone [it’s free, but with a $50 rebate—so if she sends the money in during the specified time, she’ll get it back.]
Mom: If this one breaks, it’s about $180 to replace it.
Right now, we’re in the fourteen-day trial period to see if this one’s right for me.
We didn’t have time to fiddle with ringers, so it’s on the preprogrammed one [interesting to say the least—it’s not one of those dull “original” tones or anything—the standard ring annoys the pants off me].
I did find the speaker—it’s on the side of the phone, whereas there was a button on the other one that was right above the ‘send’ button.