The last joke of the night before I go to bed [once again, thanks to bullyonline.org]
"You know, I go to the theatre to be entertained...I don't want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug abuse...I can get all that at home." (Peter Cook)
"Sometimes I lie awake at night in my bed and I watch the stars, and I wonder, where the [censored] is my ceiling?" (Tiffany-Joanne)
"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." (Dave Barry)
"Marriage is a wonderful invention. But, then again, so is the bicycle repair kit." (Billy Connolly)
"Whenever I have to decide between two evils, I always choose the one I haven't tried before." (Mae West)
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Seminars, n: From "semi" and "[censored]", hence, any half-a**ed discussion.