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#95401 - Tue Jan 25 2000 12:40 AM Colgate Toothpaste
sandalwood Offline
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Today's tips are on Colgate tootpaste! Some strange things to do with it.

POLISH SLIVERWARE,SILVER,OR GOLD. Colgate will shine up silver and gold. Rinse thoroughly.

CLEAN PIANO KEYS. Squeeze Colgate on a damp cloth. Rub the keys will,wipe dry,and buff witha soft,dry cloth. Afer all,ivory comes from an elephant's tusk.

REMOVE INK SPOTS FROM CLOTH. Squeeze Colgate on spot,scrub,and rinse thoroughly.

DRY UP PIMPLES. Dab Colgate on pimples.

REMOVE CRAYON FROM WALLS. Brush the marks with Colgate on an old toothbrush.

REMOVE SCRATCHES ON GLASSWARE. Polish with a dollop of Colgate.

DEODORIZE SMELLY HANDS. Squeeze an inch of Colgate into your palm and wash hands under running water.

REMOVE KOOL-AID MUSTACHES FROM KID'S FACES. Rub on colgate and rinse thoroughly.
(LOL! But I love those little mustaches)

DEODORIZE "SOUR" BABY BOTTLES. Scrub with Colgate and a bottle brush.

REMOVE SCUFFS ON SHOES. Apply Colgate with a tissue,rub,and wipe off.

REMOVE TAR FROM SKIN. Squeeze Colgate on and rub.

FILL SMALL HOLES IN WALLS. Use a small dab of Colgate as emergency spackling to fill in small holes in plaster walls. Let dry before painting.

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#95402 - Mon Jan 24 2000 02:47 PM Re: Colgate Toothpaste
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That last one came in mighty handy in college! My roommate had a dart board on the wall. Problem is, neither she nor her boyfriend were any good at hitting the thing! Hit everywhere on the wall BUT the board!

You know what's really strange? When we moved out, we didn't get our deposit back. Not because of the dart holes in the wall. Not because of the hole in the wall from a flying doorknob. Not for any of the normal wear and tear on an apartment. No, we didn't get it back because we moved a lamp from the living room to one of the bedrooms (we needed more light in there). So, they kept our deposit. Weird.

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#95403 - Mon Jan 24 2000 02:50 PM Re: Colgate Toothpaste
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Geez Linda, I would have fought that one. I suppose they were just looking for anything to keep that money!!

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#95404 - Mon Jan 24 2000 03:33 PM Re: Colgate Toothpaste
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Great tips Sandalwood, but that little grumpy face up there just doesn't suit you (giggle)

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#95405 - Mon Jan 24 2000 04:12 PM Re: Colgate Toothpaste
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Sandalwood..ever wonder what's IN toothpaste?

Some trivia about toothpaste I learned lately:

19th century tooth powder contained porcelain, smashed coral and cuttlefish bone.
Its purpose was to serve as an abrasive to scrub the foreign particles from teeth. ugh!

Modern pastes clean and polish by substituting ingredients such as silica, chalk, or aluminum oxide (also found in cement). The foam comes from a touch of detergent. Add substances to color the mix, others to improve the taste and consistency, and fluoride to keep your friendly dentist at bay, and you have toothpaste.

Source: HOW IN THE WORLD

The question now is, do we really want this stuff in our mouths? LOL

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#95406 - Mon Jan 24 2000 04:32 PM Re: Colgate Toothpaste
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You can also clean off scuff marks on vinyl flooring with toothepaste.
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#95407 - Mon Jan 24 2000 04:34 PM Re: Colgate Toothpaste
sandalwood Offline
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Yuck Baglady, I think I may be switching over to dipping my toothbrush in baking powder and then peroxide!!

Thanks for sharing that information with us!

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#95408 - Mon Jan 24 2000 06:38 PM Re: Colgate Toothpaste
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That's a good one to know Sue!!

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#95409 - Mon Jan 24 2000 07:01 PM Re: Colgate Toothpaste
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I use an old soft toothbrush and some toothpaste to clean my diamonds and other jewels.

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#95410 - Mon Jan 24 2000 09:39 PM Re: Colgate Toothpaste
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Loc: Burt, Michigan

When I was in high-school
if we had a boyfriend and he gave us HIS
classring,we used to clean that with toothpaste.We took little travel tubes to school with us and that was what we did in Study-hall.At the time that was what we thought study-hall was for.I think we really did it then so that the girls that
didn't have a boyfriend would be jealous.
I guess we were real little snots!!!!!

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#95411 - Tue Jan 25 2000 01:24 PM Re: Colgate Toothpaste
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Jojo - you don't want to waste your precious time cleaning all those diamonds - just throw them this way, I don't object to a little dirt and grime
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#95412 - Tue Jan 25 2000 01:41 PM Re: Colgate Toothpaste
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Loc: San Diego California USA 
Nice try Sue, I will let your borrow them, but that is about the best I can do, my friend.

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