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#95779 - Wed Feb 23 2000 12:36 AM A Tip For Men!
JoJo2 Offline
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It is a good idea to buy a money clip and put at about ten dollars in one dollar bills in it. Now keep it in your front pocket at all times. I say this because if, God forbid, you should ever get robbed on the street and the robber says give me all your money, you just throw the money clip with the one dollar bills down on the ground. When the robber bends down to pick it up, you run like heck! This little tip might end up saving you a lot of headaches if this should ever happen to you because you won't have deal with replacing your drivers license, credit cards, etc. You will only be out $10.00. No too bad!!

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#95780 - Wed Feb 23 2000 10:26 AM Re: A Tip For Men!
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GOOD ONE JOJO!!

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#95781 - Wed Feb 23 2000 11:10 AM Re: A Tip For Men!
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Thanks, sis!

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#95782 - Thu Feb 24 2000 11:07 AM Re: A Tip For Men!
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Loc: Calgary Alberta Canada
Jojo,
We don't have one dollar bills in Canada anymore. No two dollar bills either. And I'm afraid that with 10 five dollar bills I would be like Jack Benny:

Robber: Your money or your life?

Time passes....

Robber: Well?

Jack: I'm thinking!

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#95783 - Thu Feb 24 2000 11:27 AM Re: A Tip For Men!
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michaeln, how funny!!!

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#95784 - Wed Apr 12 2000 11:05 PM Re: A Tip For Men!
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Bringing this one up to add to gustav's topic.

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#95785 - Fri Apr 14 2000 07:19 PM Re: A Tip For Men!
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michaeln, i still have a couple Canadian paper dollars around here somewhere... Throw those down and the robber might go "What the heck is this? I haven't seen these in years!"

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#95786 - Fri Apr 14 2000 07:23 PM Re: A Tip For Men!
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What a cool idea ladymacb29!

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#95787 - Mon Apr 17 2000 06:15 PM Re: A Tip For Men!
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Registered: Sun Apr 09 2000
Posts: 1854
Loc: North Carolina USA
Hey Jo what the people who are too cheap to put ten one dollar bills in a clip to throw away (like me ) will three one dollar bills work?

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#95788 - Mon Apr 17 2000 11:07 PM Re: A Tip For Men!
JoJo2 Offline
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Sure IQ man, just wrinkle them up fold them in half twice and they will never know how cheap you are until you are long gone.

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#95789 - Thu May 04 2000 11:50 PM Re: A Tip For Men!
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Registered: Fri May 05 2000
Posts: 2
Loc: stoke-on-trent, cheshire, engl...
nice tip, however, if you live in blighty
(like me) the lowest note we have is £5
and throwing ten of these away is an expensive
hobby.
BUT!- you could carry around a smallbag of loose
change and on demand scatter shiny pennies everywhere
he was expecting a large wallet full of easy to carry cash but
now has the misfortune of a pocket full of metal
and after hes realised how little hes got will try and leg it after you by which time your over the hills and far away
and due to increased weight will probably fall over in a comical
way due to exhaustion giving the police a fair opportunity
to 'nab him!!!!


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#95790 - Fri May 05 2000 09:17 AM Re: A Tip For Men!
JoJo2 Offline
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Loc: San Diego California USA 
You are too funny STEELWASP!

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