1. If you ever get a rounded object stuck in your nostrils, don't panic all you have to do is rub your feet on the carpet and touch a metal door knob. The object will fly out of your nose and hopefully into your boss' coffee cup.

2. If you ever are caught in an event where your being chased by the cops and up in the middle of the road there are 12 cows standing there, slam on the brakes and let the cop hit the cows. That way you can drive through without getting any roast on your brand new car you just got at the mall.

3. If your walking down the street and you notice that a masked man just went into a gas station with a .22 Calibur, the best thing you can do is run as fast as you can to get away from there.

Just follow these three basic tips and you'll be set for life.

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