KITCHEN SIGNS
A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious
No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life
Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out
Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines

Love them all Auntie Ren

I have a sign in my kitchen that says:

Complaints To The Cook Are Hazardous To Your Health

and one on my fridge that says:

Broken Cookies Contain Fewer Calories

These are great Aunty Ren!!

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Here are a few of my favorites:

There are two dinner choices...Take it or leave it!

Dinner's ready when the smoke alarm goes off!

I can make many meals...but I like making reservations best.

This one was in the kitchen of the office where I used to work...

Your mother doesn't work here. Clean up after yourself.

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Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation...
Edward R. Murrow

I like the two choice one - Take it or leave it.

Dem were the days. When I've used it here, people look at me like I'm mad, then turn back to their kids with a menu and even dash to the supermarket if they don't have what the kids want in the house.

Weird.

No, honey, I don't know why kids are spoilt today.

I know what you mean Donnar. When I was growing up we weren't given choices (Well we were but one of the choices was "Or Else"!) and my parents didn't feel they owed me an explanation for everything. That is the same way I'm raising my kids and they are by no means spoiled. They understand that I am the person in charge. Or at least they let me think I'm in charge!

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Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation...
Edward R. Murrow

I think I will put a sign up that says "OUT OF ORDER" tee hee

LOL JoJo...My family probably thinks that our kitchen really is out of order no more than it's been used since we opened our shop!

I've got a good story that goes along with this...

A friend of mine built her own home and the kitchen, of course, had all new appliances. About a year later she had a bit of outpatient surgery and I went over to help her out. I was cooking dinner and turned the oven on to pre-heat while I went in to check on her. Before too long I started smelling smoke and went to investigate. Sure enough, the kitchen was filled up with smoke and there was the most awful smell. I couldn't figure it out, because I hadn't acutally started cooking anything yet. Come to find out it was the styrofoam packing material in the oven that was on fire! In the entire year that my friend had lived in this house she had NEVER use the oven! IN A YEAR! I couldn't believe it!

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Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation...
Edward R. Murrow

My mom's got one in her kitchen that says, "The rooster may crow, but the hen lays the eggs." Heh.

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StoryTyler
Not everybody does it, but everybody should.

Wow Carolina..that is amazing..I think I use my oven more that I do any other appliance other then my coffee maker..How was she doing her cooking? Did you ask her? I am interested in knowing!!

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