hovenaut
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Undaunted, our hero gathered himself. Leaving the drunken mascots w/ lumps of coal he headed towards (author bows to Anne Bonney - hi there!) Reply #41. Feb 19 10, 7:56 AM |
AnneBonney
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:) town, still searching for a first-aid kit. Reply #42. Feb 19 10, 8:05 AM |
REDVIKING57
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On his arduous trek to town,Simon passed Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards,dressed head to toe in a shocking pink jump-suit,whistling..... Reply #43. Feb 19 10, 10:39 AM |
redwaldo
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"Strangers In The Night". Reply #44. Feb 19 10, 11:47 AM |
REDVIKING57
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But his whistling was almost as bad as his Ski Jumping,and a huge Bigfoot charged through a nearby snowdrift and... Reply #45. Feb 20 10, 7:43 AM |
deputygary
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Reply #46. Feb 21 10, 1:08 PM |
REDVIKING57
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Attilla The Hun and Genghis Khan,representing the Vatican City,came avery close second,despite.... Reply #47. Feb 21 10, 1:25 PM |
deputygary
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Reply #48. Feb 21 10, 1:52 PM |
MarchHare007
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Giving himself a shake, Simon attempted to get his train of thought back on track. Reply #49. Feb 21 10, 5:16 PM |
deputygary
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Reply #50. Feb 22 10, 9:46 AM |
AnneBonney
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LOL DG! Curling will be over soon and hopefully Canada will be victorious. So you can lose the accent, which not all or actually, hardly any of us have. ;) Or you could keep it. It may be preferable to a Mid-Western U.S accent. ;) Back to the story.... Simon looked behind him and saw a trail that looked like it was made by a large ball, leading up a hill. Reply #51. Feb 23 10, 12:19 PM |
tezza1551
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In actual fact, it was a dust cloud, caused by a small group of Australians, trying to Reply #52. Feb 23 10, 11:38 PM |
poneke
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...sneak in their girlfriends (flock of sheep). Simon was amazed at this breach of security! Reply #53. Feb 24 10, 1:18 AM |
REDVIKING57
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And astounded by the sheeps' poor choice! "Should've Gone To Spec-Savers",said the Peruvian Llama man. Reply #54. Feb 24 10, 7:53 AM |
deputygary
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Reply #55. Feb 24 10, 1:26 PM |
tezza1551
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The corncob pipe, previously owned by Ronald Regan, who inherited it from Winston Churchill, was now the property of Reply #56. Feb 24 10, 9:25 PM |
AnneBonney
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The IOC (International Olympic Committee). It was stamped right on the side. But what could it mean? Was it a piece of official Olympic equipment? Simon put it in his mouth while pondering the puzzle. But, he immediately spit it out, remembering what his mother had always told him about putting things in his mouth. Reply #57. Feb 24 10, 9:49 PM |
deputygary
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Reply #58. Feb 25 10, 7:49 PM |
redwaldo
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But the Aussies had brought their cheer-squad. "We live in the driest continent in the world; no-one has even seen snow, yet we can still win gold medals'. They sang this arrogantly. Reply #59. Feb 25 10, 8:17 PM |
leelee63
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Amazingly, from absolutely (s)nowhere, Simon Sitzmark got wet and changed his name to Mark Spitz. Reply #60. Feb 26 10, 1:41 AM |
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